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Evo Morales Says Eating Chicken May Turn You Gay
Miami New Times ^
| Wednesday, Apr. 21 2010
| Kyle Munzenrieder
Posted on 04/22/2010 2:34:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Bolivian President Evo Morales, who plays the Larry part in Latin America's socialist Three Stooges with Castro and Chavez, claims that eating chicken will turn you into an effeminate gay.
"The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones. So, when men eat it, they tend to deviate from their manhood," said Morales at a climate change conference held by his government. He says he only eats non-genetically modified chicken straight from the farm.
He also claimed the diet of many people of European descent can be linked to baldness and early breast growth in girls.
"Baldness, which seems normal, is a disease in Europe. Almost everyone is bald, and it's related to the food they eat. Among the indigenous people there are no bald men, because we eat different things," he continued.
Honestly, we would like to know what is in Morales' diet, because whatever it is, it is clearly affecting his brain.
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: bolivia; chicken; evomorales; gay; napl
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To: nickcarraway
Do you like fishsticks Evo? Do you like fishsticks in your mouth?
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posted on
04/22/2010 4:10:08 PM PDT
by
discostu
(wanted: brick, must be thick and well kept)
To: nickcarraway
Plucking Heck!!!
I’m in trouble!!!
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posted on
04/22/2010 4:11:40 PM PDT
by
Ronin
To: nickcarraway
Just a smaller A-hole version of Hugo Chavez. Past time to send this Indian back into the forrest before he totally destroys the country.
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posted on
04/22/2010 4:24:08 PM PDT
by
CdMGuy
To: OB1kNOb
To: GSP.FAN; shibumi
He’s half-assed right but for the wrong reasons.
Chicken contains very little taurine or l-carnitine which are amino acids that support cardio/vascular health.
Hardened arteries can contribute to...um...not having other things getting hardened.
Most “heart healthy” diets exclude beef which in reality, the lack thereof can damage your heart tissue.
Lean red beef....it’s what’s for supper...and bed time.
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posted on
04/22/2010 6:02:30 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: Salamander; shibumi
“He’s half-assed right”
So eating Chicken makes you Bisexual?..:>)
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posted on
04/22/2010 6:13:29 PM PDT
by
GSP.FAN
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: r9etb
she’s wearing a gay pride sash that’s missing a couple of colors! touche!
47
posted on
04/22/2010 6:40:14 PM PDT
by
Gapplega
To: shibumi
Bruce, such a masculine name. lol
48
posted on
04/22/2010 6:42:15 PM PDT
by
Gapplega
To: Gapplega
"And so it'll be for every man Bruce of you!"
49
posted on
04/22/2010 7:10:30 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: shibumi; GSP.FAN; Salamander; Markos33; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; MeekOneGOP; ...
To: Mac from Cleveland; scoobysnak71
To: Slings and Arrows
Evo's oufit looks a bit outre' to me.
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posted on
04/23/2010 12:21:59 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Slings and Arrows
And being "gay" will turn you into a chicken...
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posted on
04/23/2010 12:27:26 AM PDT
by
Semper Mark
(Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
To: Markos33
They throw funny too .....
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posted on
04/23/2010 12:31:40 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Markos33
To: nickcarraway
Mmmm - tastes like chicken... Hey, wait a minute - it really does! G-rossss!!!
To: Slings and Arrows
Flyguy says,
"Be careful bra, dont want to die from a bad case of O.G. (Over Gold)."
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posted on
04/23/2010 5:15:00 AM PDT
by
scoobysnak71
(1.9 Billion Muzlumz in the world. "We're gonna need a bigger Asteroid.")
To: Gapplega
>"Bruce, such a masculine name."
HEY! Thath thpelled B.R.U.T.H.E.!
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posted on
04/23/2010 5:20:01 AM PDT
by
scoobysnak71
(1.9 Billion Muzlumz in the world. "We're gonna need a bigger Asteroid.")
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Why, chicken’s fabulous, mary!
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