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Evo Morales Says Eating Chicken May Turn You Gay
Miami New Times ^
| Wednesday, Apr. 21 2010
| Kyle Munzenrieder
Posted on 04/22/2010 2:34:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Bolivian President Evo Morales, who plays the Larry part in Latin America's socialist Three Stooges with Castro and Chavez, claims that eating chicken will turn you into an effeminate gay.
"The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones. So, when men eat it, they tend to deviate from their manhood," said Morales at a climate change conference held by his government. He says he only eats non-genetically modified chicken straight from the farm.
He also claimed the diet of many people of European descent can be linked to baldness and early breast growth in girls.
"Baldness, which seems normal, is a disease in Europe. Almost everyone is bald, and it's related to the food they eat. Among the indigenous people there are no bald men, because we eat different things," he continued.
Honestly, we would like to know what is in Morales' diet, because whatever it is, it is clearly affecting his brain.
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: bolivia; chicken; evomorales; gay; napl
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To: nickcarraway
Are we in ‘The Outer Limits’ or the ‘Looney Tunes’?
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:35:38 PM PDT
by
K-oneTexas
(I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
To: Slings and Arrows
What about chicken quiche?
To: nickcarraway; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Slings and Arrows; Petronski
Then I'm freakin' doomed.
To: nickcarraway; shibumi; Eaker; JoeProBono; Salamander
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:37:10 PM PDT
by
GSP.FAN
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: nickcarraway
Holy crap!...This guy runs a country?
To: nickcarraway
Looks like he eats a LOT of chicken....
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:37:34 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: r9etb
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:39:24 PM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(3V3Ry71N' 084M4 D03z 83N3f17Z MU5l1mz. c01NC1d3nc3?)
To: martin_fierro
To: martin_fierro
Maybe if you put some naga jolokia hot sauce on, it would help.
To: nickcarraway
Everytime one of these loonies speaks, I am reminded of Woody Allens movie "Bananas."
The new el presidente orders the people of his nation to wear their underwear on the outside so that everyone knows its been washed.
Great movie.
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:40:22 PM PDT
by
Sudetenland
(Slow to anger but terrible in vengence...such is the character of the American people.)
To: AngelesCrestHighway
Holy crap!...This guy runs a country?Oh, like we can talk...look who runs OUR country.
To: nickcarraway
I want a macho chicken with pecs instead of breasts.
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:42:07 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Obamacare: The 2010 version of the Intolerable Acts.)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:44:55 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: nickcarraway
Bolivian President Evo Morales, who plays the Larry part in Latin America's socialist Three Stooges with Castro and Chavez What's the one in Brazil, then, Shemp?
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:45:02 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(If 30 million freedom-loving Americans moved to Australia,it would be the leading power in 10 years.)
To: r9etb
...and what's up with the late 70's hair?
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:45:22 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
To: nickcarraway
How many Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets are there in San Francisco, West Hollywood, Key West, Provincetown, etc.???
My bad. These folks wouldn’t eat fried food at all. Grilled chicken, maybe, fried chicken, no. Gotta watch out for their health.
To: nickcarraway; SpinnerWebb
Evo ... Ponch has you pegged (no pun intended)
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:46:17 PM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: nickcarraway
There has to be a “chicken choking” joke in there somewhere, but I can’t think of one.
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posted on
04/22/2010 2:46:28 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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