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[Lucky9teen]

http://www.youdrivewhat.com/

White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb

WASHINGTON—The White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly "scored" a discarded recliner chair that "someone was just throwing out" on the corner of Windom Road and 32nd Street. "It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore," said Biden, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. "It reclines all the way back. All the way. And you wanna know what else? It holds two people, if you know what I mean." Meanwhile, Senegal officials reported that their nation has been plagued by an outbreak of bedbugs since its president returned from a short stay in the Lincoln Bedroom.



Obama To Wait For Next Bruce Springsteen Album For Word On Economy

WASHINGTON—Faced with the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, the White House announced Tuesday that a cautious President Obama is awaiting the release of the next Bruce Springsteen album before moving forward with additional economic stimulus initiatives. "If Mr. Springsteen puts out an E-Street Band project with one rave-up and several tracks containing an overarching theme of redemption, the president will certainly take that as a strong indicator of economic recovery," said press secretary Robert Gibbs, adding that an album cover featuring an American flag would be "extremely promising." "However, if he records a stark, haunting, Nebraska-esque exploration of blue-collar life, then it is time to lower interest rates and take immediate steps toward drastically reevaluating our current strategy." The president has reportedly eschewed the supplementary Mellencamp Little Pink Housing Index used during the Reagan administration, as economists now widely believe it conveys a derivative, shallow view of the American fiscal landscape.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

dzien dobry, pan Jan.

Go to the main page and check on the upper right side toward the bottom of the list.

[ErnBatavia]

I’ve been trying general/chat the past couple of days....but for many moons I had a page bookmarked that was a compilation of all the goofy/funny threads. It just kind of disappeared on me now.

[Pan_Yan]

Front pages can be arranged to your taste in your account options. I don’t think I have the same things in the same places on my page as you do.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Right. It doesn’t work for me either (at work), but when I use my home computer (windows 7), it is there. Maybe something new in the software here that doesn’t like xp?

[VastRWCon]

Snow on the ground, Snow on the ground
Link to Blog Post if you want to forward this via email

Snow on the ground
Snow on the ground
Lookin' like a fool drivin' through the town


Drivin' real fast
Car spinning round
Snow on the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool
Drivin' downtown with the snow on the ground


Car in a ditch, hey!
Get the snow off the ground
Looking like a fool
Drivin' downtown with the snow on the ground


Car in a ditch, hey!
Get the snow off the ground
Lookin' like a fool
Drivin' downtown with the snow on the ground

[Dead Corpse]

You must be joking...

[paulycy]

[ErnBatavia]

I’ve got 7....

[Pilgrim's Progress]

ok. It only seemed like a possible reason - beyond that, I haven’t a clue why I can’t see them at work, but I can see the rest of the site - UNLESS! they are restricting anything that is graphics intensive.

[InvisibleChurch]

NO! Not silliness!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Darksheare]

Basement Cat and his Alarm Clock.

[CSM]

In and very much in need of silliness.

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[Monkey Face]

Ugly and Uglier. But his nose needs to grow a lot to keep up with all his lies.

[a fool in paradise]

http://freerepublic.com/tag/humor-chat/index

[a fool in paradise]

[CSM]

Most successful clothing drive ever: http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1125919467?bctid=63259762001

[Lucky9teen]

This has been around a while, but I just came across it and found it quite funny

Obama tells the crowd what he really thinks...

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