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Posted on 02/05/2010 4:21:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb
WASHINGTON—The White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly "scored" a discarded recliner chair that "someone was just throwing out" on the corner of Windom Road and 32nd Street. "It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore," said Biden, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. "It reclines all the way back. All the way. And you wanna know what else? It holds two people, if you know what I mean." Meanwhile, Senegal officials reported that their nation has been plagued by an outbreak of bedbugs since its president returned from a short stay in the Lincoln Bedroom.
Obama To Wait For Next Bruce Springsteen Album For Word On Economy
WASHINGTON—Faced with the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, the White House announced Tuesday that a cautious President Obama is awaiting the release of the next Bruce Springsteen album before moving forward with additional economic stimulus initiatives. "If Mr. Springsteen puts out an E-Street Band project with one rave-up and several tracks containing an overarching theme of redemption, the president will certainly take that as a strong indicator of economic recovery," said press secretary Robert Gibbs, adding that an album cover featuring an American flag would be "extremely promising." "However, if he records a stark, haunting, Nebraska-esque exploration of blue-collar life, then it is time to lower interest rates and take immediate steps toward drastically reevaluating our current strategy." The president has reportedly eschewed the supplementary Mellencamp Little Pink Housing Index used during the Reagan administration, as economists now widely believe it conveys a derivative, shallow view of the American fiscal landscape.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: laffs; obamajokes; obamalaise; ofst; silliness
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:24:11 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:24:11 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Lucky9teen
My first top 10!
Life is good!
:-)
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:25:50 AM PST
by
The Chief
(Volunteer Fire Fighter since 1989, 20+ years!)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP 10!!! (A triumphant return after last week at 89 or something...)
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:25:53 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:27:23 AM PST
by
Erik Latranyi
(Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
To: Lucky9teen
Howdy.....ready for the weekend!
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:28:13 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:34:27 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:39:20 AM PST
by
workerbee
(Yes, I hate Obama because of his color: RED!)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Friday Gang!
To: Lucky9teen
Okay... TOP TWENTY!!!!
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:48:59 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:51:06 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:52:06 AM PST
by
workerbee
(Yes, I hate Obama because of his color: RED!)
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:34:18 AM PST
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts...)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:40:00 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce; Lucky9teen
Help, anybody! I need a url link posted to get the FR Humor forum back for my favorites......the past couple of days I’m getting a “not found” when I try.
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:43:06 AM PST
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ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: ErnBatavia
There’s a humor forum? I thought the OFST was the only scheduled humor here.
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:44:38 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:57:10 AM PST
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
To: ErnBatavia
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I don't see a humor forum anymore ... |
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posted on
02/05/2010 6:01:29 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
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