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IBTZ.
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
“Rode” Island must be one of the 57 states Obama visited during his campaign.
Please send me the information and I’ll pay you as much as you want as soon as I am printing my own money.
You know, I’d like to print some up with my own picture so people will know how important I am.
IBTFAPAI.
In Before The Felony Arrest, Prosecution, And Incarceration.
Congratulations! You've likely earned the Free Republic version of the Darwin Awards!
IBTZ.
Erm... Ahm... Yes No one has because its illegal. Also you are only devaluing currency which just makes money worthless.
I take it back, Actually Robert Mugabe already had a patent out and as you can see even the German company that prints his money wont do it for him anymore since money there is worthless.
No wonder you got fired from Wendys and quit school. An idiot like you couldn't have gone far.
Not to worry! I expect the treasury department will be knocking at your door soon and then for the next 20+ Years you will not be known as Kylemoriens the zotted troll counterfieter who mistook FR as a blog but as Fresh Meat, the sweetest chicken on cell block c.
Give my regards to Big Hands Johnson and his cell mate Tiny when you arrive!
Kitty bait. IBTZ
I have forwarded this to the my Local FBI office
You know, Kyle, you’re right. If your boss, 0b0z0, is doing that, it must be a great idea! He’s the Messiah, right?
Please cut me in some of this gravy and we’ll live happily ever after.
Please let me know.
It worked so well in 1940’s Germany at the closing days of WWII, didn’t it?
Why, the Deutchmark had such great leverage, and the ruling party kept printing more money.
Some FReepers take themselves too seriously. ' understand the satire. Welcome aboard. Still gonna keep an eye on you.
I think you want Democratic Underground. Turn left,down the hall, follow the stench, you’ll find it.
Congrats!
The horrible part is that "monetary cranks," from the early 19th century, through William Jennings Bryan (the "cross of gold" speech) to the Keynesians, agree with you completely.
As an example of how old this idea is, look to Mark Twain's A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT. At one point Hank, the protagonist, lectures King Arthur on why just increasing the money supply is a bad idea and won't achieve prosperity.
ML/NJ
“I print it!”
Did you know that the Secret Service has jurisdiction over counterfeiting money?
Does this mean I’ll be arrested too?
Boy did you open a can of worms with that statement!
You didn't read the forum yesterday did you?
Now, now....you KNOW that IT wouldn’t understand the word ‘moron’....you have to put it in terms IT can understand....in this case, the operative word is “maroon”.....IT will then get the message.....
IBTZ!!
Stunning idea!
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