Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[ChuckHam]

IBTZ

[goseminoles]

Go back to school moron.

[Tony in Hawaii]

There’s a guy named Ben Bernanke in Washington DC who loves your idea. I think he’s got a job for you.

[al baby]

This is not a blog

[Arrowhead1952]

Sniff!!

[Outlaw Woman]

This is a “Zotable” is it not?

[mnehring]

LOL

[csmusaret]

You guys be nice. This sounds just like the Obama/Pelosi/Reid plan.

[subterfuge]

this isn’t a “Blog” kyle.

See any kitties around?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Thanks Kyle. Just disregard some of the more humorless responses. This is a terrific idea. Maybe you could also print up about 200 thousand dollars and deposit it at the nearest bank. Gosh knows Bush really creamed the banks and they need help, too.

Good luck, Kyle.

[ConorMacNessa]

I love the smell of ozone in the afternoon.

[tx_eggman]

My first IBTZ this year

[al baby]

Expect a visit by the Secret Service. I have just reported you as a counterfeiter

[mnehring]

There is also the IG 4 IT solution. When you need to buy something, just wink at the other guy, point your finger and say I'm Good For It.. it is how we handle our debt with China. :->

[dforest]

You must be drinking the ink.

[pgkdan]

Go back to school and then after you graduate apply for a job at the Federal Reserve...you’ll fit right in.

[mountainlion]

I hope this is not the best product of our schools.

[JennysCool]

I will get the noble peace price

But certainly not the fourth grade spelling ribbon.

[Perdogg]

I think he’s being sarcastic