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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course! | k Moriens

Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!


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1 posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:07 PM PST by kylemoriens
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To: kylemoriens

IBTZ


2 posted on 01/12/2010 12:25:02 PM PST by ChuckHam
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To: kylemoriens

Go back to school moron.


3 posted on 01/12/2010 12:25:17 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: kylemoriens

There’s a guy named Ben Bernanke in Washington DC who loves your idea. I think he’s got a job for you.


4 posted on 01/12/2010 12:26:29 PM PST by Tony in Hawaii (NUTS!)
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To: kylemoriens

This is not a blog


5 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:02 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: kylemoriens; 50mm; darkwing104; Lady Jag; Old Sarge; Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy; Mrs.Nooseman

Sniff!!


6 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:21 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (New Year's Resolution: Never, ever, ever again vote for anyone with a (d) after their name.)
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To: kylemoriens

This is a “Zotable” is it not?


7 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:25 PM PST by Outlaw Woman (If you remove the first Amendment, we'll be forced to move on to the next one.)
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To: kylemoriens

LOL


8 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:38 PM PST by mnehring
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To: goseminoles; ChuckHam

You guys be nice. This sounds just like the Obama/Pelosi/Reid plan.


9 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:38 PM PST by csmusaret (Oops. My karma just ran over my dogma.)
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To: kylemoriens

this isn’t a “Blog” kyle.

See any kitties around?


10 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:49 PM PST by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: kylemoriens
Thanks Kyle. Just disregard some of the more humorless responses. This is a terrific idea. Maybe you could also print up about 200 thousand dollars and deposit it at the nearest bank. Gosh knows Bush really creamed the banks and they need help, too.

Good luck, Kyle.

11 posted on 01/12/2010 12:28:00 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: kylemoriens; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 50mm

I love the smell of ozone in the afternoon.


12 posted on 01/12/2010 12:28:14 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: kylemoriens

My first IBTZ this year


13 posted on 01/12/2010 12:28:14 PM PST by tx_eggman (Obama has "Czars" because men with more integrity than he has still use the titles "Don" and "Capo")
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To: kylemoriens

Expect a visit by the Secret Service. I have just reported you as a counterfeiter


14 posted on 01/12/2010 12:28:28 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: kylemoriens
There is also the IG 4 IT solution. When you need to buy something, just wink at the other guy, point your finger and say I'm Good For It.. it is how we handle our debt with China. :->
15 posted on 01/12/2010 12:29:12 PM PST by mnehring
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To: kylemoriens

You must be drinking the ink.


16 posted on 01/12/2010 12:29:38 PM PST by dforest (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
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To: kylemoriens

Go back to school and then after you graduate apply for a job at the Federal Reserve...you’ll fit right in.


17 posted on 01/12/2010 12:29:54 PM PST by pgkdan ( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: kylemoriens

I hope this is not the best product of our schools.


18 posted on 01/12/2010 12:30:06 PM PST by mountainlion (concerned conservative.)
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To: kylemoriens
I will get the noble peace price

But certainly not the fourth grade spelling ribbon.

19 posted on 01/12/2010 12:30:53 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: indylindy

I think he’s being sarcastic


20 posted on 01/12/2010 12:30:53 PM PST by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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