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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Pippin; Darksheare
"Who's been in my labroom again!? There are colored haggis eggs all over in it!" There is an alternate explanation absolving both Darksheare and myself.
Maybe they aren't haggis eggs. (Cue scary "Psycho" music).
881
posted on
04/07/2009 7:13:10 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; sionnsar
Do I hear a hint of bagpipe music?
OHHHH!
Waiut til Sion returns!
I'll play him pyscho music all right!
882
posted on
04/07/2009 8:54:19 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; sionnsar
With that said!
I'm off to bed!
good night lads!
883
posted on
04/07/2009 8:55:51 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
Good morning, everyone! Happy Wednesday!
884
posted on
04/08/2009 3:49:29 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Darksheare
Let me help you with that song in your head. la la la lalalala, la la la la la. (smurf theme song)
Bounce that song around in your head for a day.
Really put me in a bad mood when that happened once. ;^)
885
posted on
04/08/2009 3:49:59 AM PDT
by
BOBWADE
To: BOBWADE
The theme to the short lived “Punky Brewster” cartoon..... and Gloamer the Gloamling....
886
posted on
04/08/2009 5:10:01 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: BOBWADE
887
posted on
04/08/2009 5:11:36 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; BOBWADE; Tax-chick; Pippin; Monkey Face
I’m ready to go out the door and celebrate “Humph” day.
888
posted on
04/08/2009 5:22:18 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob; Pippin
You mean the Pod People we ordered have arrived?
889
posted on
04/08/2009 5:23:07 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: NicknamedBob
I have to go to Wal-mart, again.
890
posted on
04/08/2009 5:25:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Pippin
"You mean the Pod People we ordered have arrived?" That's the sacrifice you make when you can't afford "real" clones.
891
posted on
04/08/2009 5:28:24 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
when you can't afford "real" clonesI wanted more wine, instead.
892
posted on
04/08/2009 5:29:18 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
I figured out years ago that I could be happier, and more in my element, if I just lived at Home Depot.
893
posted on
04/08/2009 5:32:08 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Clones are just way down the priority list.
(Sigh.) I’d better finish the dishes, put the wash in the dryer, and get to the store. We’re almost out of milk and kleenexes.
894
posted on
04/08/2009 5:38:20 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; Monkey Face
Agreed. Somehow it just isn’t the same, watching your clone have a good time.
895
posted on
04/08/2009 5:41:29 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
If the clone could go to Wal-mart, that would be useful!
896
posted on
04/08/2009 5:42:47 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: A_cool_guy
Old man Obama goes to a prostitute for love.
Tells the young prostitute, “I want to make love to a young lady”.
Prostitute replies, “You've had it old man”.
Obama says, “Really, how much do I owe you?”.
Then offers to pay with lots of borrowed US Treasury dollars of course. :-)
897
posted on
04/08/2009 5:47:42 AM PDT
by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
"... offers to pay with lots of borrowed US Treasury dollars ..." By the time he's an old man, those ought to be worth Monopoly money, or less.
898
posted on
04/08/2009 5:54:50 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Survived another trip to Wal-mart. Now it’s almost lunch time already.
899
posted on
04/08/2009 7:33:03 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
900
posted on
04/08/2009 7:36:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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