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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
I grew up doing them.
You have no idea how bumpy an eggshell really is until you try to draw a straight line across one with a stylus dipped in bees wax.
861
posted on
04/07/2009 4:51:10 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Monkey Face
Not there yet.
I’ll keep checking.
862
posted on
04/07/2009 4:51:55 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
It looks like a definite challenge! Something I would love to have started 30 years ago. I coulda been a contendah!!
863
posted on
04/07/2009 5:04:24 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: fanfan
I also thought I might like to try my hand at sculpting eggshells with a Drmel tool. Never got the tool....
864
posted on
04/07/2009 5:08:10 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: sionnsar
haggis-eggs?
Have you been in the liquor cabinet again?
865
posted on
04/07/2009 5:33:14 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Darksheare
Who's been in my labroom again!?
There are colored haggis eggs all over in it!
866
posted on
04/07/2009 5:36:29 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
I only take care of the firedragon eggs.
All other eggs have to be chocolate. ;o]
867
posted on
04/07/2009 5:40:43 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
I bet the culprit’s initials are SIONNSAR!
868
posted on
04/07/2009 5:44:03 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Monkey Face; Pippin
It was, well, challenging.
My sister became proficient at it.
I didn’t.
869
posted on
04/07/2009 6:07:04 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Pippin; sionnsar; Darksheare; NicknamedBob
Since sionnsar is out of town, I’d think Darks would be the culprit.
Or maybe Bob. He’s always concocting nefarious things in his lab, then trying to get us to accept them as “reality.”
870
posted on
04/07/2009 6:07:14 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Thank the lord for small favors.
871
posted on
04/07/2009 6:08:21 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
WHOA! Send her down here! I’ll let her have room and board as payment for teaching me how to do it!!
WHOA! WHAT A DEAL!!
*HUG*
872
posted on
04/07/2009 6:09:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: fanfan
873
posted on
04/07/2009 6:09:44 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
874
posted on
04/07/2009 6:16:32 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
875
posted on
04/07/2009 6:20:35 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face; Pippin; sionnsar; Darksheare
Or maybe Bob. He’s always concocting nefarious things in his lab, then trying to get us to accept them as “reality.” Well, my dear, once it has been concocted, it is reality, n'est-ce pas?
876
posted on
04/07/2009 6:24:23 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
I feel like Wanda, in “A Fish Called Wanda.”
Just don’t start speaking in Russian, OK? If you do, I can’t be responsible for anything I say or do....
(And don’t call me “Stupid!”)
877
posted on
04/07/2009 6:28:24 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face; Pippin; sionnsar; Darksheare; fanfan
Or maybe Bob. He’s always concocting nefarious things in his lab, then trying to get us to accept them as “reality.” Besides; nefarious, curmudgeonly, dastardly, salacious, intrepid, cantankerous, smarmy, esoteric ...
I'm eclectic in my tastes. Not good, necessarily, but varied.
878
posted on
04/07/2009 6:29:38 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
I like that in a man. Taste, I mean. And with that, I’m off to bed!
Sleep well, Mr. Imperial Weatherman!
879
posted on
04/07/2009 6:35:46 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darksheare
All right!
Darks?
Bob?
Now one of you fess up!
880
posted on
04/07/2009 6:40:11 PM PDT
by
Pippin
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