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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick
In SLC, it’s usually rainy on Conference Weekend. Sometimes, it coincides with Easter, and then everyone says, “See?”
Somehow, the Easter Egg Hunts are always blessed with good weather!
841
posted on
04/07/2009 3:39:53 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Not sure of the temps this afternoon, but am guessing the upper 70s. All of a sudden it's spring.
Our meetings ran past midnight last night -- coupled with getting up at 5:30 for a 6 AM teleconference and maybe 3 hours sleep all told, I'm dragging. It was cold on the beachhouse deck too, but noplace I could talk inside because everyone else was asleep. Still, I got a nice view of Mt. Olympus rising into the sun during the teleconf. *\;-)
842
posted on
04/07/2009 3:40:03 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face
The girls are supposed to go to an Easter egg hunt on Saturday with a neighbor. Forecast isn’t out yet. I figure we’ll bundle up in our winter clothes for church!
843
posted on
04/07/2009 3:43:50 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: sionnsar
I can’t seem to adjust to DST.
:o[
844
posted on
04/07/2009 3:44:23 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick
KEWL! I love Easter egg hunts!
845
posted on
04/07/2009 3:45:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
A little annoyed at my newest committee today. Because its subject material falls within the purview of two existing committees (one of which I am a member) a "joint working group" of the two was formed. I got corporate permission, though not blessing, to join.
But the first meeting will be just one day in June in Geneva (International Standards Organization HQ). VERY unlikely I'll get permission for that and maybe as well -- all that trouble traveling for one day isn't worth it.
I have to make some kind of request, but not sure this afternoon how to frame it. Tomorrow is easily soon enough.
846
posted on
04/07/2009 3:49:48 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face
I cant seem to adjust to DST. :o[ I am TRULY sorrow to hear that.
847
posted on
04/07/2009 3:55:12 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
Anoreth passed her medical check! Later in the week, shell go to the recruiters office and set an enrollment date. Congratulations!
848
posted on
04/07/2009 3:57:19 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Pippin
The girls are supposed to go to an Easter egg hunt on Saturday with a neighbor. Forecast isnt out yet. I figure well bundle up in our winter clothes for church! A hint: eggs coloured anything other than white are easier to find in the snow.
849
posted on
04/07/2009 3:59:09 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
850
posted on
04/07/2009 4:14:50 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Ya got a Scot exercising our famed analytical abilities on the instant situation. *\;-)
(Not sure what we do in response except to design coloured-egg factories. Dae ye thinkit there wauld be ai mairket fuir coloured haggis-eggs?)
851
posted on
04/07/2009 4:24:04 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; WayzataJOHNN
"Tomorrow is easily soon enough." .
Well? Where's the rest of the poem?
852
posted on
04/07/2009 4:28:24 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: sionnsar
853
posted on
04/07/2009 4:29:48 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
Anoreth passed her medical check! Later in the week, shell go to the recruiters office and set an enrollment date.Congrats!
854
posted on
04/07/2009 4:33:02 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Monkey Face
an irish guy is leaving his house for work in the morning. his wife says, "if you go to the bar after work tonight you're dead!"
he says, "i'll be straight home, my dear."
of course he goes to the bar after work and gets hammered. so hammered he throws up on his shirt as he's walking home. he walks into his house and his wife blows up at him.
"you have puke on your shirt! you're drunk! i told you not to go to the bar after work you son of a..!" she screams.
"i didn't!" he says. "i was walking right home and this drunk guy came over to me and puked on my shirt. and he gave me $5 to go have my shirt cleaned. look in my shirt pocket and you'll see."
so she reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a $10 bill.
"if he gave you a $5 to have your shirt cleaned, then why is there a $10 bill in your pocket?" she asks.
"well," he says, "he also took a crap in my pants."
855
posted on
04/07/2009 4:33:51 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: thefactor
856
posted on
04/07/2009 4:37:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: sionnsar; Pippin; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
(Not sure what we do in response except to design coloured-egg factories...... The Ukrainians already solved the problem.
857
posted on
04/07/2009 4:37:23 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I have several screensavers of Ukranian eggs. I love them!
They are not easy to make, but I would love to try my hand at the process.
858
posted on
04/07/2009 4:39:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: fanfan
Head’s up at your email addy!
859
posted on
04/07/2009 4:45:29 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: ExTexasRedhead
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