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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
I have no idea. I assume she’ll call if she’s not going to be back by dinnertime!
821
posted on
04/07/2009 8:51:24 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
It doesn’t take as long now as it used to, but it still takes a while!
I made coffee this morning. This time I forgot to put the basket in. *sigh*
822
posted on
04/07/2009 8:54:20 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick
One of my favorite websites, Icanhascheezeburger.com
823
posted on
04/07/2009 8:56:44 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
To: Cyber Liberty
I like to give the Undead Thread a kitteh at least once a day!
824
posted on
04/07/2009 11:11:56 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick
825
posted on
04/07/2009 11:37:08 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Dead Corpse
826
posted on
04/07/2009 12:57:47 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; fanfan; NicknamedBob
Anoreth passed her medical check! Later in the week, she’ll go to the recruiters’ office and set an enrollment date.
827
posted on
04/07/2009 2:35:43 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse
I had every confidence that I would pass my enlistment physical ... in 1967.
They were processing us through so fast that a coat-rack got swept up into the milling throng.
It passed.
Probably became an officer.
828
posted on
04/07/2009 2:45:05 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: All
Hi, all. Am back home now, and exhausted.
829
posted on
04/07/2009 2:47:32 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Dead Corpse
YOIKS!!!
Some of those were pretty cool! In a wired sort of way.
830
posted on
04/07/2009 3:04:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
WOO-HOO!!!
(Are you happy-sad?)
831
posted on
04/07/2009 3:05:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: sionnsar
Hiya, Exhausted! Good to meet you!
832
posted on
04/07/2009 3:05:47 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Oh no, he’s Exhusted. I’m Back Home. *\;-)
833
posted on
04/07/2009 3:08:15 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face
Oh no, he’s Exhausted. I’m Back Home. *\;-)
834
posted on
04/07/2009 3:08:32 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Keith in Iowa
A cannibal at a Pentecostal missionary. Didn’t taste bad, but he kept throwing up his hands.
835
posted on
04/07/2009 3:08:35 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(What the HELL happened to MY COUNTRY?!?)
To: MayflowerMadam
A cannibal who passed his friend on the street...
836
posted on
04/07/2009 3:19:27 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
837
posted on
04/07/2009 3:24:47 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Since sleeping on the floor, I’m a little better.
And it’s 81 today, even though I didn’t get out in it.
More wind and cold on the way...
838
posted on
04/07/2009 3:34:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
We think it’s an excellent thing, although of course we’ll miss her when she actually leaves!
839
posted on
04/07/2009 3:36:51 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
30 and possible snow flurries tonight. Looks like my friend at The Salvation Army was right when she predicted more snow before Easter!
840
posted on
04/07/2009 3:37:45 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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