Nebraska Man Stuffs Cat Inside Bong

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,503645,00.html ^

[Ray54]

OMAHA, Neb. — A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges—and catcalls from animal lovers. Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

[Mr. Blonde]

Because the weed made him do it, and he couldn’t just be a messed up individual to begin with.

[Ray54]

Not to split hairs but that’s not a bong.

Doesn't look like any bong I've ever experienced.

[HereInTheHeartland]

His picture:
http://www.kcci.com/news/18836200/detail.html

[djf]

Isn’t marijuana only like three atoms different from catnip anyways?
I thought I heard that once...

A cat with the munchies is probably not a Nobel Prize winning idea!

[Ray54]

Looks like he is really on top of things.

[SIDENET]

I hope this guy gets raped in prison.

Well, he does seem to like having things stuffed into small spaces.

Kinda fitting.

[dixiechick2000]

I’m thinking an eye for an eye...

[vigilante2]

whats his DU screen name?

obonga

[martin_fierro]

I would very much like to hurt this puke.

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[Trailerpark Badass]

It looks like he made a special bong jsut for the cat. I’d say he really likes his cat to do something that special for it.

LOL.

[Liberty Valance]

Indeed they do!

[Turret Gunner A20]

Oh gimme a break.

Happy to oblige!! Which would you prefer first -- a leg, an arm, or your neck?

[Liberty Valance]

[this_ol_patriot]

Ike distracts Abe while Gerry takes a peek.

That’s an awesome painting.

[MeekOneGOP]

** whats his DU screen name? **

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[Slings and Arrows]

Stuff him inside a bong. Via a Cuisinart.

[kittycatonline.com]

Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is on the face of all the earth,

You might want to read past Genesis 1:29...

Exodus 30:34-38 And the LORD said unto Moses, Take unto thee sweet spices, stacte, and onycha, and galbanum; [these] sweet spices with pure frankincense: of each shall there be a like [weight]:...Whosoever shall make like unto that, to smell thereto, shall even be cut off from his people.

So you see, the LORD made a particular incense for temple use, which if anybody else tried to make, they were doomed. The incense was compounded from various spices, which certainly fall into the Genesis 1:29 category. Saying Genesis 1:29 opens up a free-for-all on anything you can grow isn't accurate at all. Or if you think Genesis 1:29 applies to dope, why not smoke poison ivy? Mustard gas? Anthrax from castor benas? Smoke up, bro, Genesis 1:29!

[dixiechick2000]

Ya’ think?

You’re easy. ;o)

[pbmaltzman]

That looks like a tortoiseshell kitten (or “black calico”), so it is more than likely female.