Nebraska Man Stuffs Cat Inside Bong

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,503645,00.html ^

[Ray54]

OMAHA, Neb. — A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges—and catcalls from animal lovers. Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

[mamelukesabre]

Oh gimme a break. First you gotta prove he hurt the cat. Then you gotta make me care.

[mysterio]

He stuffed the cat inside a bong. That’s hurting the cat.

[valkyry1]

Man thats such a sad story for the poor little kitty.

[mamelukesabre]

I dunno. Did you see the pic? It looks like he made a special bong jsut for the cat. I’d say he really likes his cat to do something that special for it.

[mysterio]

He should have a special jail cell designed just for him as a reward. Then they should stuff him inside it.

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I hope this guy gets raped in prison.

[Ray54]

Then you gotta make me care.

Wouldn't waste my time with that.

[mamelukesabre]

A jail cell with a kitty bong in it?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Abuse yes. But not the moral equivalent of this:

And make sure no heartless Lie-beral ever can forget it.

[Ray54]

It wasn’t my intent to make a comparison between the two.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Understood.

But I was. Too many don’t pay enough attention to the human abuses millions of times a year at taxpayer expense. A pet thread is the right place to draw the comparison.

[rawcatslyentist]

>"I can’t believe the number of dummies on FR who think it is a good idea to make this garbage legal."

Genesis 1:29
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is on the face of all the earth,

Garbage???? Go drink some toxic fluid that you can fuel vehicles with.

Cultivation USED to be MANDATORY. It founded this nation.

[randomhero97]

A pet thread is the right place to draw the comparison.

Umm, no it's not. It's hijacking a thread. Do something about all of the freeloaders and their freeloader offspring then I will start caring.

[Dinsdale]

Not to split hairs but that’s not a bong.

No water.

Dude is a @!#% moron.

That kitten is far too young and the box is far too airtight. He could have killed it.

Only a fool gets their cats stoned anyhow. They get to like it and will raid the bag.

Besides catnip is cheap and effective for them.

Feeding dogs beer on the other had is just natural. (esp of German Shepards, beer is in their blood.)

My cat prefers Cognac.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

A call to conscience IS doing something, my Friend. And I find it sad that you would look to a time in the future to start caring.

[Slings and Arrows]

Poor baby.

[rmlew]

he’s never heard of catnip?

[Danae]

What a total BASTARD!

[this_ol_patriot]

Their landing gear folds up real nice.