Skip to comments.
To the moon, troll, to the moon!
Posted on 11/19/2008 1:26:03 PM PST by CHR
Edited on 11/30/2008 5:15:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
[history]
During the cold war, JFK claimed to have gone to the moon. He got congress to spend billions on his moon landing and pretended america landed there, convincing congress to give him billions, the fakeness of the landing is well documented.
It seems to me that this liberal moneybags, that he took these billions for personal use, or maybe gave them to the USSR (we all know he was soft on communism)
Perhaps his death was similarly staged in order to keep his billions or keep congress of his case.
I wonder if under an obama administration we will see more moon landings.
TOPICS: Conspiracy; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aidiotyouareaidiot; boyimstupid; camelot; communism; crackpot; doofus; dooofus; doooofus; elvis; felloffturniptruck; freepun; grassyknoll; humor; jfk; judgecrater; kook; liberal; loon; media; molassesmiasma; moonbatosity; newbie; newbiewithavanity; nut; nutburger; penguinhumor; screwball; sionnsar; tinfoilbrigade; tinfoilist; unnngh; uranus; uridiot; vanity; vanityofvanities; whatanidiot; zot; zotmagnet
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 2,041-2,060, 2,061-2,080, 2,081-2,100 ... 2,381-2,382 next last
To: Tax-chick
Same to you! And sweet dreams!
Me? I'm still trying to annihilate some muffins I got for Christmas...
2,061
posted on
12/26/2008 6:04:30 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
Us, too. Don’t forget to chew!
2,062
posted on
12/26/2008 6:08:33 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
To: Monkey Face
You didn't fall in love today?
But you could also do it blog-style: "Dear Blog! Today I fell in love!"
[running...]
2,063
posted on
12/26/2008 6:09:30 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: fanfan; All
Good night all. LoM is happily napping by the fire (though not for much longer *\;-). Christmas music instead of the temporary teevee in the living room did it.
2,064
posted on
12/26/2008 7:46:03 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: sionnsar
Good night to one and all.
2,065
posted on
12/26/2008 7:47:59 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( I don't ask for directs why would a ask for tech support?)
To: ThomasThomas; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan; NicknamedBob; FRiends; All
*yawn*
Is it bedtime, yet?
2,066
posted on
12/27/2008 6:43:12 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
27 degrees, 67%, S @ 4, clear
*shiver*
2,067
posted on
12/27/2008 6:44:43 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
45, drizzle.
My family is driving me crazy! I thought my main purpose was to do dishes and laundry and change diapers, but I was wrong. Instead, I’m supposed to affirm their existence every two minutes, times nine of them, by responding to some content-free blather. Otherwise, they will follow me around repeating it until I affirm their existence by kicking them in the shins.
It’s fascinating, as an experiment, but at this rate I’ll never be able to sing again.
2,068
posted on
12/27/2008 6:48:48 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
To: Tax-chick
Make a sign: I am on strike. Do not try to get my to talk. If I HAVE to talk, you will not like what I say.
Of course, you COULD barricade yourself in your room...
2,069
posted on
12/27/2008 6:59:22 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
I’ve started smacking people, but I really need to find a stick!
2,070
posted on
12/27/2008 7:05:38 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
To: Tax-chick
Get a pile of shoes...
use the broad end of a crutch...
2,071
posted on
12/27/2008 7:14:22 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
2,072
posted on
12/27/2008 7:16:06 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
To: Monkey Face
At least I don’t have anyone, currently, who will yell, “I need to go to the bathroom!” over and over, and will stand right there and piddle on the floor unless I say, “Well, you know where it is!”
2,073
posted on
12/27/2008 7:24:19 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Adhere a cell-phone to your ear, and practice nodding your head every few seconds.
For some reason, this behavior leads people to think you are actually engaged in conversation, and they may leave you alone.
The alternate explanation is that they begin to realize just how loony you may be, but the result is still the same.
2,074
posted on
12/27/2008 7:26:39 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Would it be wrong of me to have a self- inflating "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" yard decoration?)
To: Tax-chick
Ah. Sort of like Steve Martin in his Ruprect character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
2,075
posted on
12/27/2008 7:28:20 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
Vague memory of that. We should rent it again.
2,076
posted on
12/27/2008 7:36:22 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(You exist, okay? YOU EXIST! Now stop talking to me!)
To: Tax-chick
He asks Michael Caine at the table if he can go to the bathroom, and Caine says “Yes.”
Steve Martin slumps down into his chair a little and gets this almost-beatific look on his face, then says, “Thanks!”
I think I haave it on VHS, but I’d really like to get it on DVD.
2,077
posted on
12/27/2008 7:39:57 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
*snicker*
Now I remember.
2,078
posted on
12/27/2008 7:50:49 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(You exist, okay? YOU EXIST! Now stop talking to me!)
To: Tax-chick
Hard to forget that one! LOL!
2,079
posted on
12/27/2008 7:51:56 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
*yawn*
Is it bedtime, yet? Yes, so why am I up?
Very dark day today, but 41F and light rain so the snow is melting rapidly.
2,080
posted on
12/27/2008 8:45:22 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 2,041-2,060, 2,061-2,080, 2,081-2,100 ... 2,381-2,382 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson