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To: Monkey Face

45, drizzle.

My family is driving me crazy! I thought my main purpose was to do dishes and laundry and change diapers, but I was wrong. Instead, I’m supposed to affirm their existence every two minutes, times nine of them, by responding to some content-free blather. Otherwise, they will follow me around repeating it until I affirm their existence by kicking them in the shins.

It’s fascinating, as an experiment, but at this rate I’ll never be able to sing again.


2,068 posted on 12/27/2008 6:48:48 AM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: Tax-chick

Make a sign: I am on strike. Do not try to get my to talk. If I HAVE to talk, you will not like what I say.

Of course, you COULD barricade yourself in your room...


2,069 posted on 12/27/2008 6:59:22 AM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Adhere a cell-phone to your ear, and practice nodding your head every few seconds.

For some reason, this behavior leads people to think you are actually engaged in conversation, and they may leave you alone.

The alternate explanation is that they begin to realize just how loony you may be, but the result is still the same.


2,074 posted on 12/27/2008 7:26:39 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Would it be wrong of me to have a self- inflating "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" yard decoration?)
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