Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

[pillut48]

Fusilli Jerry attacked George’s dad, not George. :-)

[pillut48]

"I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT TUBER!!!"

Sure, if you say so!

[Kenny Bunk]

In the best Anglican tradition, we'll have to see the potato before we can pass judgement.

Believe me, I hate to be the one to bring Anglican theology into this, but I believe your statement is bass ackwards. I.E., shall we not have to pass the the tuber before we can see the judgement?

Sufficient unto the day, the evil thereof. etc. etc.

[60Gunner]

File this one under:

"I swear to God- I have NO IDEA how that got up there!"

It's a miracle he hit that blob of KY Jelly that hung suspended in space on the way down.

[MARTIAL MONK]

Let the pressure build behind it and fuse his belly button. Light a match and you’ve got one hairy-assed spud gun. Tater tots into the next county.

[petitfour]

Would you like malt vinegar or horsey sauce with your fishnchips???

[machogirl]

No “pun intended”, right? :)

[Trillian]

LOL

[Kenny Bunk]

......puga pyga ejaculate vegrandis potato per catsup.....

Semper tuber in occulto lato. et, "Vicarius gemitur, potato nascitur."
And as far as the vicar's rep goes, why I reckon he'll be playing ketchup for quite a spell.

[OB1kNOb]

"Wow! That's a new one for the ar$e box!"

[bk1000]

There was a thread here some time back about a woman caught smuggling items into a Central American prison. If I recall correctly, she had a tennis ball can containing an ounce of weed and a grenade secreted in her ‘lady part’. One commenter questioned how it is her guts don’t fall out.