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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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KEYWORDS: bottom; gays; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; keywordfrenzy; newpostsnotvisible; nudecurtainhanging; potato; rectum; spudstud; thatswhattheyallsay; vicar
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To: sport

Tennessee about 20 years ago.


261 posted on 11/13/2008 4:37:11 PM PST by warsaw44
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To: sport; Billthedrill

The story I head was Tennessee and 20 years ago. The other story with the same actions and results is a newer one. I can’t fathom the mind set of these people - really, it boggles the mind. What on earth could have happened in their life that would set them on this course?


262 posted on 11/13/2008 4:39:51 PM PST by warsaw44
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To: warsaw44

Oh, yes - July 2, 2005, Enumclaw, Washington. Rectum? Kilt ‘em.


263 posted on 11/13/2008 4:59:02 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Eaker; TheMom; Squantos
Gunner, when did you join the clergy?

During the Irish potato famine.

264 posted on 11/13/2008 5:10:42 PM PST by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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To: library user
Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?!

Actually yes. A Russian doll is a type of doll with a specific shape


265 posted on 11/13/2008 5:24:41 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (rules of governance in a free society: mind your own business, keep your hands to yourself - PJ O'R)
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To: library user
Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?!

Actually yes. A Russian doll is a type of doll with a specific shape


266 posted on 11/13/2008 5:24:42 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (rules of governance in a free society: mind your own business, keep your hands to yourself - PJ O'R)
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To: humblegunner

Good answer....at least ya weren’t famished !


267 posted on 11/13/2008 5:37:44 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Squantos

It seemed the prudent thing to do at the time!


268 posted on 11/13/2008 5:43:28 PM PST by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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To: humblegunner

sick...sick...sick


269 posted on 11/13/2008 5:44:53 PM PST by Lady GOP
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

National Health Service - people of UK had to pay for that! LOL!


270 posted on 11/13/2008 6:35:53 PM PST by Pinkbell (Liberals are only tolerant of those with whom they agree.)
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To: Brookhaven

You would think so.


271 posted on 11/13/2008 6:39:40 PM PST by Pinkbell (Liberals are only tolerant of those with whom they agree.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

My son says you are supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants and not the back.


272 posted on 11/13/2008 6:53:00 PM PST by linn37
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To: CholeraJoe

I’ll raise you three dildos,some doc at an outpatient clinic was able to fish two out. The man said he would take the other one out at home. He left the clinic and made sure he took the two that were removed along with him.
They must be expensive.


273 posted on 11/13/2008 6:58:07 PM PST by linn37
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

These people should keep a long corkscrew handy.

Or, attach a chain to the “inserts.”


274 posted on 11/13/2008 7:15:29 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: machogirl
thanks goodness he wasn’t climbing a fence and impaled his rectum on a fence spike.

Wrecked em? It damn near killed em!

275 posted on 11/13/2008 7:21:59 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: LucyT

Damn! I guess my day wasn’t so bad, after all!


276 posted on 11/13/2008 7:50:31 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: warsaw44

They made a movie about a guy who died like that in Seattle:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(film)


277 posted on 11/13/2008 7:58:10 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Joe 6-pack

279 posted on 11/13/2008 8:10:28 PM PST by aWolverine
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