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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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To: MrB

Fusilli Jerry attacked George’s dad, not George. :-)


301 posted on 11/14/2008 10:14:24 AM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT TUBER!!!"



Sure, if you say so!


302 posted on 11/14/2008 10:29:10 AM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Slings and Arrows; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
In the best Anglican tradition, we'll have to see the potato before we can pass judgement.

Believe me, I hate to be the one to bring Anglican theology into this, but I believe your statement is bass ackwards. I.E., shall we not have to pass the the tuber before we can see the judgement?

Sufficient unto the day, the evil thereof. etc. etc.

303 posted on 11/14/2008 3:28:33 PM PST by Kenny Bunk (Marxist Muslim Cousin Odinga burned Christians in their churches. Obama bought him the gas.)
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To: grey_whiskers
File this one under:

"I swear to God- I have NO IDEA how that got up there!"

It's a miracle he hit that blob of KY Jelly that hung suspended in space on the way down.

304 posted on 11/14/2008 11:36:14 PM PST by 60Gunner (ALL bleeding stops... eventually.)
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To: 60Gunner

Let the pressure build behind it and fuse his belly button. Light a match and you’ve got one hairy-assed spud gun. Tater tots into the next county.


305 posted on 11/14/2008 11:44:16 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Would you like malt vinegar or horsey sauce with your fishnchips???


306 posted on 11/14/2008 11:57:35 PM PST by petitfour
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To: Grizzled Bear

No “pun intended”, right? :)


308 posted on 11/15/2008 8:54:25 PM PST by machogirl (when the call comes at 3:00 am, Bill Ayers answers the phone)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

LOL


309 posted on 11/16/2008 12:49:47 PM PST by Trillian
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To: FrPR
......puga pyga ejaculate vegrandis potato per catsup.....

Semper tuber in occulto lato. et, "Vicarius gemitur, potato nascitur."
And as far as the vicar's rep goes, why I reckon he'll be playing ketchup for quite a spell.

310 posted on 11/17/2008 7:02:59 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (Looking forward to life under the new emperor, Skippy-o Africanus.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"Wow! That's a new one for the ar$e box!"

311 posted on 12/03/2008 5:45:59 AM PST by OB1kNOb (I for one will NOT welcome our new Marxist overlords.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

There was a thread here some time back about a woman caught smuggling items into a Central American prison. If I recall correctly, she had a tennis ball can containing an ounce of weed and a grenade secreted in her ‘lady part’. One commenter questioned how it is her guts don’t fall out.


312 posted on 12/27/2016 7:52:58 AM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.)
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