Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

[Silly]

A Russian doll, sure, I could see — but a carnation?

[Chode]

filthy spud injected queers...
and the RATS, take another one in the.................................HA ha!!!

[grey_whiskers]

Once again, from the inimitable comedy team of Puke and Snot(*)

Puke: ...are you still dropping a potato down the front of your tights to attract women?

Snot (surprised): You mean it goes down the front??

(*) sadly, Snot passed away earlier this year. No more Renaissance Festivals for the duo...

[CougarGA7]

I watched that. When the lion poo blew up on the jeweler’s wheel I fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.

[grey_whiskers]

Like, *PING*, dude.

[Shelayne]

Yikes.

My aunt is an ER nurse, and she told me of a time a priest came in with a lightbulb in his rectum. He said that he was changing a lightbulb in the buff and accidentally sat on the other lightbulb laying on the bed.

How did she know he was a priest? Because one of the other women working with her was one of HIS parishioners.

She turned tail before he could see her, but I'm thinkin’ she probably changed churches after that!

[Mr. Silverback]

See post 277. They actually made a documentary aout his death.

[Mr. Silverback]

See post 277. They actually made a documentary about his death.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

My aunt is an ER nurse, and she told me of a time a priest came in with a lightbulb in his rectum.

... and he said: "LET THERE BE LIGHT -- !!!" ;)

[Shelayne]

Bwahahahahaha!

[Lexinom]

Matroshka

[Enchante]

Can’t wait to hear his explanation when he has to go back to get a gerbil removed from his rectum......

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Can’t wait to hear his explanation when he has to go back to get a gerbil removed from his rectum......

It was going in after the potato! ;)

[CholeraJoe]

It was a great episode. I noticed Adam wore gloves to make his poop ball. Jamie must be more used to handling poop barehanded. Hmmmm.

[CholeraJoe]

I never had to remove an animal, thank goodness. I worked with a male ER nurse in the late 70’s who was gay and living the lifestyle. He used to talk about rats and gerbils. I had no reason to doubt him.

[Zero Sum]

Kramer: So...you're the Assman.

[CougarGA7]

I thought that too. And who would have thought to use a wetstone and beeswax.

[Responsibility2nd]

The potato in question: