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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 05/23/2008 6:08:49 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Many people observe this holiday by visiting cemeteries and memorials. A national moment of remembrance takes place at 9 p.m. US Eastern time. Another tradition is to fly the U.S. flag at half-staff from dawn until noon local time. Volunteers place an American flag upon each gravesite located in a National Cemetery. The U.S. Air Force's "101 Critical Days of Summer" begin on this day as well. Some Americans use Memorial Day to also honor any family members who have died, not just servicemen.

       

In addition to remembrance, Memorial Day is also a time for picnics, barbecues, family gatherings, and sporting events. Some Americans also view Memorial Day as the unofficial beginning of summer and Labor Day as the unofficial end of the season.

The national "Click It or Ticket" campaign ramps up beginning Memorial Day weekend, noting the beginning of the most dangerous season for auto accidents and other safety related incidents.


On that note.... since the cost of gas is so dang high anyway,

it's probably not a bad idea to stay home and celebrate the holiday....

So let's kick of the 3 day weekend with some silliness....
And remember all those who have died for this great country!  God Bless you all and Thank You.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: amipluggedin; humor; memorialday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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41 posted on 05/23/2008 8:18:33 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Lucky9teen

I got this in an email.


‘It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only it isn’t seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y’all know who they are...

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival.’

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You’ve never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN ENGLISH.

Should you decide that you are not a TRUE AMERICAN, you have no desire to abide by these few principles; then please leave our country now!

God Bless the U S A! Amen’


42 posted on 05/23/2008 8:20:01 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: weegee

43 posted on 05/23/2008 8:24:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: weegee

44 posted on 05/23/2008 8:27:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: workerbee

thanks so much


45 posted on 05/23/2008 8:27:28 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks it is appreciated.


46 posted on 05/23/2008 8:29:26 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Caption this: Friday 3 Day Weekend spectacular
47 posted on 05/23/2008 8:29:53 AM PDT by weegee (We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
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To: Lucky9teen

I meant to do that...

48 posted on 05/23/2008 8:31:03 AM PDT by weegee (We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
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To: Lucky9teen

2 car garage. What’s the problem?


49 posted on 05/23/2008 8:31:53 AM PDT by weegee (We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
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To: girlscout
I will be wearing my fashionable brabecue Bra.


50 posted on 05/23/2008 8:37:44 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: bert

I’m jealous. I went to college about 15-20 minutes from the Barter Theatre. I didn’t get to go that often but I never passed up an opportunity to see a show.


51 posted on 05/23/2008 8:38:35 AM PDT by EHC Southern Pride (No Shoes, no shirt, no problem)
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To: weegee
"It’s a burger. With a burger on top."

"I'll have the steak sandwich . . . and the steak sandwich." -Fletch

52 posted on 05/23/2008 8:42:37 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: Lady Jag; All

Ok guys....write down what you see, hear, and are thinking..

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

...and related technologies as its delivery mechanism. Everyone who accesses those sites is

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

My (empty) In-Box

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Veggie Tales

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:45 am

5. Now look at the clock.

8:49 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

streaming internet radio (Adam Corolla)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

about 49 minutes ago....walking from my car into my work

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

my myspace home page

9. What are you wearing?

blue pants and a white t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

not that I remember

11. When did you last laugh?

Tuesday night, when my husband was making fun of David Cook on American Idol

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

one picture

13. Seen anything weird lately?

no

14. What do you think of this quiz?

it’s ok

15. What is the last film you saw?

Volcano

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

property and a house on the Oregon coast...

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know:

I play the piano

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

equality

19. Do you like to dance?

absolutely

20. George Bush:

will be known as one of the greats...........someday

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Damiana

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Garrett (already done)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

don’t know

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Thank you Father.


53 posted on 05/23/2008 8:52:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen

How did the truck get over the rear left fender without damaging it much? Did it jump a ramp to get in like that?

Also, how much beer was involved? Where the phrases, “Watch this” or “What could go wrong” uttered just before this happened? Most important, how do you explain this to your soon to be ex-wife?


54 posted on 05/23/2008 8:52:47 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Dutch Boy

55 posted on 05/23/2008 8:55:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: relictele

If I were you, I’d DVR the whole 600. Seems silly to miss the last 100 miles.


56 posted on 05/23/2008 9:02:14 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Did you hear about the woman who dropped out of law school because she didn't like learning Latin abbreviations?

She wanted to get away from et al.

57 posted on 05/23/2008 9:04:12 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Fresh Wind

What kind of cockamaimy story is that?


58 posted on 05/23/2008 9:05:37 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: Lucky9teen
DEMOCRAT QUIZ

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What is the difference between a bleeding heart liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Vote Democrat... It's easier than getting a job.




59 posted on 05/23/2008 9:21:22 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lucky9teen

From my elderly Indiana auntie.

http://www.toilette-humor.com/2ladies.html


60 posted on 05/23/2008 9:25:33 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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