Q: What is the difference between a bleeding heart liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
Vote Democrat... It's easier than getting a job.