****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

 

What do you think was the best generation?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I am an 80's child myself....and I miss.....

 

 

the music,

 

 

 

the fads and fashion......

 

 

 

and a good conservative President - Reagan...

[Lucky9teen]

And before the silliness begins, I'd just like to say:

For those that decide not to vote for McCain

And for those that decide not to vote for Huckabee

And for those that decide not to vote at all...



LET'S BAND TOGETHER AND WRITE IN DUNCAN HUNTER!!!!

[Lucky9teen]

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The Official Friday Silliness Thread

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I find it interesting that they are reviving Knight Rider and....

 

 uh-oh-oh-oh-oh

  Former boyband stars New Kids are reported to have made a new album in secret.

[ErnBatavia]

Uno!!

[ConorMacNessa]

I remain of the opinion that my parents generation, which brought us through the Great Depression, WWII and the Cold War, was the greatest generation.

[Hoodlum91]

Likewise, the 80’s.

We need some silliness today.

[CholeraJoe]

The Gogos are touring again, too.

[NewCenturions]

I’ll second that opinion - the WWII generation was amazing. However, they didn’t raise the brightest kids. The following generation had it too easy and screwed up (the hippies, free love, etc).

[ErnBatavia]

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," says the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent.

With that, the guy drops his pants and shows the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston ?"

The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle."

[Red Badger]

IB10?..........

[Lokibob]

Ok, on a serious note, a friend cut his finger off via a snow blower accident. I am not going to make light of it, just remind everybody to be careful around those things.

My brother Ernie told me via IM that he had rented an apartment in Japan and it had a heated toilet seat. Man those Japanese people are so much more advanced over us.

The Bishop and I went to breakfast and I told him about the heated toilet seat. We came up with a plan….

Since we have no skills as electricians, we decided that our great skills as plumbers would have to do.

We spent 2 days hooking my toilet to the hot water heater, with the theory that the hot water will warm the backside.

Now, for those who do not know, toilets use a wax ring to seal the toilet to the sewer. And, by the way, wax melts when it gets warm.

Two days later, the wax on the bottom of the potty melts through, unsealing the toilet to the sewer pipe. Man, what a mess.

So now, we have to replace the wax ring, and put cold water back in the toilet.

The Bishop and I would electrify the toilet seat, but it might be like peeing on an electric fence. A very bad idea and could have a result like sticking your finger in a snow blower.

…..Bob

[ShadowAce]

Yea!!

[absolootezer0]

rofl! that’s funny right there :)

[Red Badger]

What’s it called? New guys in the “Home”?..............

[ConorMacNessa]

Yes - that would be my generation - with some exceptions, a pack of self-laudatory, self-ratifying and self-gratifying Philistines.

[MacDorcha]

Transformers, Voltron, GI Joe (the show), Mario’s debut, Queen, ALF, Rubiks Cube, TMNT, Saved by the Bell, Fraggle Rock, Yo-Yo Ball, Huffy Bikes, Highlander, Gel in EVERYONE’s hair, Michael Jackson wasn’t a creep yet (and was at the top of his game), Redskins domination...

[theDentist]

Why? What did we do to deserve that?

[nuke rocketeer]

Hunters don’t pass the buck.

[nuke rocketeer]

Most hunters are nice because they’re such deer people.

[Thrownatbirth]

a pack of self-laudatory, self-ratifying and self-gratifying Philistines.

Present and accounted for!

[nuke rocketeer]

Sick fish go to the sturgeon.