The Official Friday Silliness Thread
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I find it interesting that they are reviving Knight Rider and....
uh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Former boyband stars New Kids are reported to have made a new album in secret.
Uno!!
Likewise, the 80’s.
We need some silliness today.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," says the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, the guy drops his pants and shows the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Boston."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston ?"
The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle."
IB10?..........
Ok, on a serious note, a friend cut his finger off via a snow blower accident. I am not going to make light of it, just remind everybody to be careful around those things.
My brother Ernie told me via IM that he had rented an apartment in Japan and it had a heated toilet seat. Man those Japanese people are so much more advanced over us.
The Bishop and I went to breakfast and I told him about the heated toilet seat. We came up with a plan….
Since we have no skills as electricians, we decided that our great skills as plumbers would have to do.
We spent 2 days hooking my toilet to the hot water heater, with the theory that the hot water will warm the backside.
Now, for those who do not know, toilets use a wax ring to seal the toilet to the sewer. And, by the way, wax melts when it gets warm.
Two days later, the wax on the bottom of the potty melts through, unsealing the toilet to the sewer pipe. Man, what a mess.
So now, we have to replace the wax ring, and put cold water back in the toilet.
The Bishop and I would electrify the toilet seat, but it might be like peeing on an electric fence. A very bad idea and could have a result like sticking your finger in a snow blower.
…..Bob
What’s it called? New guys in the “Home”?..............
Taking drugs is a misstep that could cause a bad trip.
Wooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo it’s Friday! In the top 50,,,,,ooooooooooooooooooooorah!
NKOTB sucked 20 years ago...and they’ll suck now.
Star Wars! 1977
| You Are Most Like Ronald Reagan |
 But even if people do disagree with you, they still fall victim to your charms! |
| In 1968 (the year you were born) |
 North Koreans seize USS Pueblo and 83 man crew in the Sea of Japan Communist troops attack Saigon and 30 province capitals in the "Tet Offensive" Martin Luther King is assassinated in Memphis, TN Senator Robert F. Kennedy is shot in California after celebrating presidential primary victories American troops destroy a town in South Vietnam in the "My Lai Massacre" Peggy Fleming wins Olympics figure skating gold medal The United States Congress repeals the requirement for a gold reserve to back US currency Student protesters at Columbia University in New York City take over administration buildings and shut down the university LL Cool J, Lisa Marie Presley, Jeri Ryan, Lucy Lawless, Celine Dion, Traci Lords, Tony Hawk, Kylie Minogue, and Sammy Sosa are born Detroit Tigers win the World Series Green Bay Packers win Superbowl II Montreal Canadians win the Stanley Cup 2001: A Space Odyssey and Planet of the Apes are the top grossing movies The rock musical Hair opens on Broadway The Beatles' White Album and Simon and Garfunkel's Bookends are released Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, debuts on NBC |
