Ok, on a serious note, a friend cut his finger off via a snow blower accident. I am not going to make light of it, just remind everybody to be careful around those things.
My brother Ernie told me via IM that he had rented an apartment in Japan and it had a heated toilet seat. Man those Japanese people are so much more advanced over us.
The Bishop and I went to breakfast and I told him about the heated toilet seat. We came up with a plan….
Since we have no skills as electricians, we decided that our great skills as plumbers would have to do.
We spent 2 days hooking my toilet to the hot water heater, with the theory that the hot water will warm the backside.
Now, for those who do not know, toilets use a wax ring to seal the toilet to the sewer. And, by the way, wax melts when it gets warm.
Two days later, the wax on the bottom of the potty melts through, unsealing the toilet to the sewer pipe. Man, what a mess.
So now, we have to replace the wax ring, and put cold water back in the toilet.
The Bishop and I would electrify the toilet seat, but it might be like peeing on an electric fence. A very bad idea and could have a result like sticking your finger in a snow blower.
…..Bob
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his hand.
The Senator asks him what his name is. “Kenneth,” the boy replies. “And what is your question, Kenneth?”
“I have three questions...”
“First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?”
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
“Larry.”
“And what is your question, Larry?”
“I have five questions...”
“First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - Where’s Kenneth?”
Are you related to Canada's Red Green (Dating Tips: "If you aren't handsome, at least be handy!")??
Obviously, you're not Werner Von Bob.