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To: absolootezer0; najida; StarCMC

Sick fish go to the sturgeon.


20 posted on 02/08/2008 5:29:41 AM PST by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam. Now she has to take a Make Up exam.


21 posted on 02/08/2008 5:30:11 AM PST by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: nuke rocketeer
Sick fish go to the sturgeon.

Years ago the National Fisheries Institute was trying to promote the healthy aspects of seafood, and came up with a cartoon character named "Sturgeon General"....C. Everett Koop bitched about it, so the idea had to get dropped.

Glad to see he's been relegated to "I've fallen and can't get up" status. What a pr*ck...

37 posted on 02/08/2008 5:54:22 AM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: nuke rocketeer
Sick fish go to the sturgeon.

Fish are unionized. They all work for scale.

119 posted on 02/08/2008 11:37:47 AM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa!)
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