Bush Lied, International Polar Moon Camp Already There!

The Hairy Beast - Come, Let’s Waste Your Precious Time! ^ | 12/04/06 | The hairy Beast

[Mongeaux]

Bush Lied, International Polar Moon Camp Already There!

NASA’s announcement today that they intend to establish a permanent base camp on one of the Moon’s poles by 2024 has prompted much controversy among certain highly reliable unnamed sources, who believe a secret base is already there.

The purpose of the secret base is unknown, although insiders close to the program suggest it is may host a secret weapons system or a telecommunications intercept device for spying on the American People.

Despite enormous pressure from the current adminstration The Hairy Beast has decided the public interest outweighs security and presents to you now:

SECRET MOON BASE PHOTOS REVEALED!

[Mongeaux]

Makes sense to me...

[Izzy Dunne]

Don't pay attention to the poles.

[Ancesthntr]

Oh, come on! This is old news - EVERYONE knows that Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have directed Chimpy Bushitler to provide a taxpayer-paid drilling platform for Halliburton to get Darkside Lunar Oil which will make all of the eeeevil corporate Republofascists wealthier than Bill Gates. Oh, and we'll be shipping liberal political prisoners to the Moon to do the dangerous work - and if they get out of line, the air gets shut down and a new batch will be trained and brought in.

[Hoplite]

Yes!!!
In your face, Jehova's Witnesses!!!
I told you it had my name on it!!!

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

A moonbatism?

[Mongeaux]

No, this is real! They got photos and stuff!

[Wilhelm Tell]

Everyone knows that they transported Hitler's brain from the UFO base in Antartica to the secret base on the moon so Cheney could use the evil brain as a bionic processor for spying on Americans' phone calls and credit reports. It's all a devious plot by the Build-A-Burgers and the Jewish Bakers with help from Haliburton and Big Oil.

[theDentist]

Damn! How did word get out?

[Slings and Arrows]

"Moon?" What "Moon?"

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Dang it they found our supply dump.

[Mongeaux]

I know the story seems "way...way out!" but I believe it.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...prompted much controversy among certain highly reliable unnamed sources, who believe a secret base is already there.

Hopefully the fetching Lieutenants Ellis and Harrington are there and standing by to receive guests.

[Mongeaux]

was that the 70's British series "UFO!"? I liked the chicks in the netted bodystockings on the sub better, myself.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Yeah, the the uniforms on Skydiver were a bit more revealing but the crew on Moonbase were MUCH better looking.

Click here for a trip down memory lane.

"Launch all Interceptors!"

[NicknamedBob]

"Dang it they found our supply dump."

They'd better not show up in person. The spider-robots might not recognize them as friendlies.

Not sure I would either.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Not sure I would either.

They may have gotten there first but we were the first settlers. That counts, otherwise we would be typing Danish.

[NicknamedBob]

"... otherwise we would be typing Danish."

Hah! I eat Danish for breakfast. Let them make cartoons mocking me. I dare them.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I eat Danish for breakfast.

No wonder you are always so sweet. :) (and slightly flaky)

[NicknamedBob]

(and half-baked.)

[martin_fierro]

Oh hell yeah.