Oh, come on! This is old news - EVERYONE knows that Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have directed Chimpy Bushitler to provide a taxpayer-paid drilling platform for Halliburton to get Darkside Lunar Oil which will make all of the eeeevil corporate Republofascists wealthier than Bill Gates. Oh, and we'll be shipping liberal political prisoners to the Moon to do the dangerous work - and if they get out of line, the air gets shut down and a new batch will be trained and brought in.
Everyone knows that they transported Hitler's brain from the UFO base in Antartica to the secret base on the moon so Cheney could use the evil brain as a bionic processor for spying on Americans' phone calls and credit reports. It's all a devious plot by the Build-A-Burgers and the Jewish Bakers with help from Haliburton and Big Oil.