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There's a Bird On My Head
Kathleen Gilroy ^ | 6/15/2006 | Kathleen Gilroy

Posted on 08/20/2006 2:53:52 PM PDT by Dallas59

So, the other day I was talking with a neighbor who lives around the corner from us on Chestnut Street. And there was a juvenile bird (I think it may be a male robin) who decided to imprint himself on me. He jumped on my head and there was nothing I could do to get him off, so I decided to walk home. He just stayed on my head for the short walk back. Now he is hanging out in the tree in front of our place, and whenever I go out the front door and he is around, he flies over and lands on my head.

I want to do the right thing by him, so if any of you bird-lovers have a suggestion for how to deal with the bird on my head, please let me know.





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1 posted on 08/20/2006 2:53:53 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

"Mama!"


2 posted on 08/20/2006 2:54:55 PM PDT by bannie (HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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To: Dallas59

Awwwww...


3 posted on 08/20/2006 2:55:29 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Dallas59

You may have a future on the late-nite shows... Leno and the other buffoons should be calling any moment for booking dates.

Medical suggestion: get a straw hat and let him land on that, and wash your hair very thoroughly with a good anti-bacteria shampoo (Neutrogena), as birds carry a lot of bacteria and disease, and you don't want to get any of that in your system.

Otherwise, you've got a class act and can take it on the road, IMO. If you can get him to say, "It's Bush's fault", you've got another 2 years to make millions with the lib-dem trash shows!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Oprah is calling...


4 posted on 08/20/2006 3:00:12 PM PDT by butternut_squash_bisque (The recipe's at my FR HomePage. Try it!)
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To: Dallas59

Sounds likelse hadfed him and released him, but he's imprinted on humans. Just let him be, do your own thing and he will probably be fine, gradually losing his attraction for people.


5 posted on 08/20/2006 3:00:43 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: Dallas59
My suggestion:

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6 posted on 08/20/2006 3:00:54 PM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: Dallas59
If she promises to stand real still, I think I can prolly shoot it off.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

7 posted on 08/20/2006 3:01:10 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Dallas59
Look at the breast, that's no robin. Look at the beak. Parrot?

Someone's escaped pet?


8 posted on 08/20/2006 3:01:54 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: piasa

Sounds likelse ==> sounds like someone else


9 posted on 08/20/2006 3:02:00 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: Dallas59
everyone knows that while you can't keep the birds from flying over your head, you can keep them from building a nest in your hair.
10 posted on 08/20/2006 3:02:08 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Pray hard and do the math.)
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11 posted on 08/20/2006 3:02:31 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Muslims - The "flesh eating bacteria" version of humans.)
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To: Dallas59

and thank God it's not an alligator.


12 posted on 08/20/2006 3:02:51 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Pray hard and do the math.)
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To: Dallas59
You want suggestions? Clicky!
13 posted on 08/20/2006 3:03:35 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (We gotta watch out for the Hellbazoo and the Hamas...)
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To: Dallas59

He doesn't look much like a robin in that photo, though. Do you have a better picture?


14 posted on 08/20/2006 3:04:33 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: Dallas59

I have to check back to this thread. LOL.


15 posted on 08/20/2006 3:09:04 PM PDT by bluesagewoman
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To: Dallas59

16 posted on 08/20/2006 3:12:37 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: piasa

You'll have to ask her. It's the only one she posted.


17 posted on 08/20/2006 3:14:05 PM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)
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To: piasa
Found one...

Bird On My Head
18 posted on 08/20/2006 3:16:35 PM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)
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To: Michael Goldsberry

Look at the breast, that's no robin. Look at the beak. Parrot?

&&
Holy moly! Is that really enlarged from the photo, or are you joking?


19 posted on 08/20/2006 3:17:41 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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To: Bigg Red

I was trying to ID the bird. Black parrot, IMHO.


20 posted on 08/20/2006 3:20:43 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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