[butternut_squash_bisque]

You may have a future on the late-nite shows... Leno and the other buffoons should be calling any moment for booking dates.

Medical suggestion: get a straw hat and let him land on that, and wash your hair very thoroughly with a good anti-bacteria shampoo (Neutrogena), as birds carry a lot of bacteria and disease, and you don't want to get any of that in your system.

Otherwise, you've got a class act and can take it on the road, IMO. If you can get him to say, "It's Bush's fault", you've got another 2 years to make millions with the lib-dem trash shows!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Oprah is calling...

[Americanchild]

as birds carry a lot of bacteria and disease, and you don't want to get any of that in your system.

Says who? All wild animals can carry disease; no need to pick on the birdies!

Besides, there's very little that can be absorbed through her head! Just don't kiss it on the beak.