1 posted on
08/20/2006 2:53:53 PM PDT by
Dallas59
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To: Dallas59
2 posted on
08/20/2006 2:54:55 PM PDT by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
To: Dallas59
3 posted on
08/20/2006 2:55:29 PM PDT by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: Dallas59
You may have a future on the late-nite shows... Leno and the other buffoons should be calling any moment for booking dates.
Medical suggestion: get a straw hat and let him land on that, and wash your hair very thoroughly with a good anti-bacteria shampoo (Neutrogena), as birds carry a lot of bacteria and disease, and you don't want to get any of that in your system.
Otherwise, you've got a class act and can take it on the road, IMO. If you can get him to say, "It's Bush's fault", you've got another 2 years to make millions with the lib-dem trash shows!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Oprah is calling...
To: Dallas59
Sounds likelse hadfed him and released him, but he's imprinted on humans. Just let him be, do your own thing and he will probably be fine, gradually losing his attraction for people.
5 posted on
08/20/2006 3:00:43 PM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
To: Dallas59
My suggestion:
6 posted on
08/20/2006 3:00:54 PM PDT by
A.Hun
(Common sense is no longer common.)
To: Dallas59
If she promises to stand real still, I think I can prolly shoot it off.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
7 posted on
08/20/2006 3:01:10 PM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Dallas59
Look at the breast, that's no robin. Look at the beak. Parrot?
Someone's escaped pet?
8 posted on
08/20/2006 3:01:54 PM PDT by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: Dallas59
everyone knows that while you can't keep the birds from flying over your head, you can keep them from building a nest in your hair.
To: Dallas59
11 posted on
08/20/2006 3:02:31 PM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Muslims - The "flesh eating bacteria" version of humans.)
To: Dallas59
and thank God it's not an alligator.
To: Dallas59
13 posted on
08/20/2006 3:03:35 PM PDT by
ovrtaxt
(We gotta watch out for the Hellbazoo and the Hamas...)
To: Dallas59
He doesn't look much like a robin in that photo, though. Do you have a better picture?
14 posted on
08/20/2006 3:04:33 PM PDT by
piasa
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To: Dallas59
I have to check back to this thread. LOL.
To: Dallas59
To: Dallas59
Pootie-poot had a similar problem awhile back:
22 posted on
08/20/2006 3:28:46 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Or - How Gorbachev acquired *his* "birthmark"...)
To: Dallas59
I bet it is an escaped pet bird and you look like Mommy who hand raised it. You could put an ad in the paper to see if anyone has lost a pet bird.
Or you could read up on squad recipes here: http://www.squab.com/frame1.htm
To: Dallas59
I meant squab. Squab. Squab. Squab.
To: Dallas59; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Get married. For the sake of the children.
28 posted on
08/20/2006 3:57:16 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
To: Dallas59
29 posted on
08/20/2006 4:01:13 PM PDT by
maggief
To: Dallas59
It's all part of the plan.
OTOH you could go hinting with Dick Cheney.
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