Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Double Meanings.

The BBC because Brits are silly by nature ^ | 7-28-06 | sully777

[sully777]

Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:

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Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.

And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?

[JRios1968]

You scored as Air Force. Cross into the blue, soldier, because you belong in the U.S. Air Force. With technology that is years ahead of anyone else, your service has reigned supreme and undefeated in the skies since the late 60s. But you tend to be looked down upon by other branches as elitist and even a little cowardly.

Air Force		86%
Marines		75%
Navy		54%
Army		39%
Coast Guard		29%

Which branch of the Military are you?
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[BJClinton]

Finally asleep. For a few seconds anyway.

[BJClinton]

True story?

[sully777]

My little girl is like her dad. She's a night person and wakes up cranky. My son sleeps when his head hits the pillow and wakes up at 6 AM with a big smile.

She was a handful as a baby. Never wanted to sleep.

[sully777]

Video: Getting off of Bikini Bottom Island...lol.

[sully777]

True story?

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I'd say that was a joke but Nuke lives in Oklahoma so it could be a true story.

[sully777]

[trussell]

Who is that?

[sully777]

Oak Ridge Boys

[trussell]

I didn't realize that's what they look like. I thought they were much more clean cut than that :)

[BJClinton]

Okies do love their dog food.

[sully777]

They are pretty clean cut except the living beard guy (he's the one with the deep voice singing umpa umpa umpa pow pow). He also sang the deep background vocals on Olivia Newton John's early songs such as...umm...and ahhh...well here's a picture of Olivia



My older brother had this picture on his bedroom wall. True story: One day I came in and poked holes into the eyes. Suddenly the picture looked like it was staring at you, following you all around the room. I must've freaked out my bro cuz that thing came down shortly after.

[sully777]

I'm a IAMS man myself.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Nice!!

[sully777]

About your baby...do she have a favorite way Dad puts her to sleep? Rocking chair? Dancing? Pat the back? My kids like the dancing and rocking chair. Bad thing about the rocking chair is that I'd fall asleep too. We have a few funny photos of DW and I in various positions of head back, mouth open, drool dribbling while the baby is tucked safely in our arms next morning.

Good memories. Never doing it again.

[trussell]

I love that DEEP voice!

LOL, freaking your brother out like that!

[sully777]

About your baby...do does she have a favorite way...

[sully777]

Well, I had to get him back for all the times he got me...We were like Raymond and Robbie on Everybody Loves Raymond.

[BJClinton]

She likes disco and dancing. No kidding. Put Dancing Queen on and she calms down. She also likes that Numa Numa song. I'm guessing it's the rhythm.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Could be.

OTOH, I have two siblings that go hyper when Numa Numa is played...8^)