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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Coffee Achievers or whatever... talk amongst yourselves
WIS-TV ^ | 7-21-06 | Sully777

Posted on 07/21/2006 12:04:46 AM PDT by sully777

Click here for YouTube's 'Coffee Achiever' commerical from 1984

Click here for YouTubes's Folger's Happy Morning Commercial



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To: amxfan2002

321 posted on 07/21/2006 12:36:41 PM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: BerthaDee; Conservative4Life

Haha..
Ping


322 posted on 07/21/2006 12:37:27 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: fredhead
Handy Wipes in the individual wrappers.
Gives you that clean feeling and soothes the burn.

Also, bring you own roll (works in small office).
323 posted on 07/21/2006 12:40:45 PM PDT by fireforeffect (A kind word and a 2x4, gets you more than just a kind word.)
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To: Allegra; martin_fierro

I had that when I was in Argentina too. I even bought a cup and the metal straw. I know thats not what they are called...


324 posted on 07/21/2006 12:40:50 PM PDT by CharlieOK1 (you get that thing I sent ya?)
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To: nuke rocketeer
I will never think of the original poem without that popping into my head. Thanks.
325 posted on 07/21/2006 12:41:34 PM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: Slip18; Argh; Cyber Liberty; theDentist
I'm in one of those moods. Think I'm going to join a club of some kind. Will it be the Red Hat Society or Civitan? I can't decide.

Decisions, decisions.
Which club has the colder pole?

The better tips?

326 posted on 07/21/2006 12:47:57 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: fireforeffect

327 posted on 07/21/2006 12:52:58 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: JJR RNCH

328 posted on 07/21/2006 12:54:54 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer
Just what I needed before I start my weekend. You are one sick puppy.

Have a great weekend. I'm out of here.


329 posted on 07/21/2006 12:58:05 PM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: JJR RNCH

Flattery will get you everywhere! Glad to be of service. Have a great weekend.


330 posted on 07/21/2006 1:06:19 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: sully777

Crap they were smart in 8th grade....

What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895...

--Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?
This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas, USA. It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, KS, and reprinted by the Salina Journal.

8th Grade Final Exam: Salina, KS -1895

Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. D! efine verse, stanza and paragraph
4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of"lie,""play," and "run."
5. Define case; Illustrate each case.
6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.
Arithmetic (Time, 1. 25 hours)
1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic. 2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?
4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find the cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20 per metre?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a! Promissory Note, and a Receipt.
U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided.
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, 1865.

Orthography (Time, one hour) Do we even know what this is??
1. What is meant by the following: Alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication?
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: Trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals
4. Give four substitutes for caret 'u.' (HUH?) 5. Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e.' Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane, vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.
Geography (Time, one hour)
1 What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas?
3 Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North America
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, A! spinwall and Orinoco.
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.

Notice that the exam took FIVE HOURS to complete.


331 posted on 07/21/2006 1:38:46 PM PDT by johnk (faithful with little....)
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To: kcar; nuke rocketeer
Hmmmmm kcar, I guess what you’re saying is that the U.S. should be providing unconditional support for Israel?

-the wife


332 posted on 07/21/2006 2:09:25 PM PDT by mcar
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To: mcar
I guess what you’re saying is that the U.S. should be providing unconditional support for Israel?

I think in that context... they should at least make out a little.

333 posted on 07/21/2006 2:13:19 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
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To: fredhead


Definately Maryann.......


334 posted on 07/21/2006 2:21:25 PM PDT by Riddick
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To: sully777

Home of the Chalupa-ccino.

335 posted on 07/21/2006 2:52:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: K-oneTexas

Hey, great pic of Kerry addressing the Democrat National Convention, where'd ya get that?


336 posted on 07/21/2006 3:07:04 PM PDT by JewishRighter
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To: nuke rocketeer
[Placemarker for beginning of fart humor]


337 posted on 07/21/2006 3:35:30 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: martin_fierro
This guy drank too much of that there Eye-talian ex-presso


338 posted on 07/21/2006 3:43:33 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

339 posted on 07/21/2006 4:10:19 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
For a smoother taste make it with burnt sugar and milk.

And bonded ethanol from Tennesse.

/johnny

340 posted on 07/21/2006 4:39:28 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (D@mmit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
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