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| 7-21-06
| Sully777
Posted on 07/21/2006 12:04:46 AM PDT by sully777
Click here for YouTube's 'Coffee Achiever' commerical from 1984
Click here for YouTubes's Folger's Happy Morning Commercial
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To: nuke rocketeer
101
posted on
07/21/2006 6:54:39 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: 5Madman2
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
To: ShadowAce
103
posted on
07/21/2006 6:58:03 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(FReeping LIVE! from suddenly one of the safer places in the Middle East)
To: sully777
My coffee cup:
104
posted on
07/21/2006 6:59:41 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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To: The_Victor
One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end each sharpened to a point He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth.
The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and his four point tool.
One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing. The chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool.
First he came upon the lion.
"Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
"No. Replied the lion, I have not seen your four point tool."
Then the chimp came upon the gorilla.
"Gorilla, Gorilla! he cried, Have you seen my four point tool?"
"No, Replied the gorilla, I have not seen your four point tool."
Then the chimp came upon the jaguar.
"Jaguar, Jaguar! he cried, Have you seen my four point tool?"
"Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I have seen your four point tool."
"Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.
"I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly.
"Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.
"Because," replied the big cat, "I am a four point tool eater Jaguar!"
To: The_Victor
That picture makes me want to scream. I can make better burritos and tacos than any Tex-Mex joint in Texas.
107
posted on
07/21/2006 7:01:49 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
To: Arrowhead1952
That picture makes me want to scream. I can make better burritos and tacos than any Tex-Mex joint in Texas. That's why I put on the OFST, it's not like we can't make our own burritos.
108
posted on
07/21/2006 7:09:39 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: girlscout
That add creeps me out....
Big 'what'ing chicken? Did I hear that right?
109
posted on
07/21/2006 7:12:12 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: The_Victor
To: girlscout
"Buckin'?"
Oooooooooooooooohhhh,...
riiiight.
111
posted on
07/21/2006 7:17:34 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: 5Madman2
should be two more cups in that joke.. semen and smoke..
so if you drink, smoke and have lots of sex... no worms ;)
112
posted on
07/21/2006 7:18:44 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
To: sully777
Thanks Sully, I love Marvin!!!!
To: absolootezer0
114
posted on
07/21/2006 7:20:27 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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To: sully777
To: girlscout
116
posted on
07/21/2006 7:21:24 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: The_Victor
No Illegals -> No burritos ?
Its a deal.
To: The_Victor
Buckin' as in a rodeo buckin' bronco. But yeah, when I first heard it on TV I wasn't sure just what I heard. There is a little double intend-re there.
To: r-q-tek86
119
posted on
07/21/2006 7:23:26 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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To: r-q-tek86
120
posted on
07/21/2006 7:24:26 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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