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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 03/17/2006
Posted on 03/17/2006 5:49:50 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; UFO's
KEYWORDS: bosco; every1irishtoday; kissmeimirish
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To: Xenophobic Alien
581
posted on
03/17/2006 1:39:03 PM PST
by
Recovering_Democrat
((I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!))
To: JimWforBush
I do not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - I get "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED".
Who's the hero now? LOL
MM
582
posted on
03/17/2006 1:39:27 PM PST
by
motormouth
(Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
To: r-q-tek86
After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
583
posted on
03/17/2006 1:39:38 PM PST
by
JimWforBush
(Setec Astronomy)
To: motormouth
584
posted on
03/17/2006 1:40:49 PM PST
by
JimWforBush
(Setec Astronomy)
To: ChandyB71
LOL!! NOW THAT IS A FUNNY PIC!! :)
585
posted on
03/17/2006 1:41:24 PM PST
by
Recovering_Democrat
((I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!))
To: ChandyB71
Is that Algore under that green? But, no, the teeth are straight
586
posted on
03/17/2006 1:42:10 PM PST
by
doubled
(A box of rocks laughs at the intellect shown on DU)
To: JimWforBush
I've been know to be that drunk.....
To: JimWforBush
New Drink
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
588
posted on
03/17/2006 1:47:16 PM PST
by
motormouth
(Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I think I have too, just don't remember...
589
posted on
03/17/2006 1:50:57 PM PST
by
JimWforBush
(Setec Astronomy)
To: motormouth
"The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less." That sounds familiar huh?
590
posted on
03/17/2006 1:51:45 PM PST
by
JimWforBush
(Setec Astronomy)
To: motormouth
St. Patrick's Day and Elvis
Not a good mix
591
posted on
03/17/2006 1:52:11 PM PST
by
ChandyB71
(The Democratic Party = MEanderthals...)
To: ChandyB71
Depends on the Elvis, huh?
592
posted on
03/17/2006 1:53:31 PM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: JimWforBush
Get er done...
Hoorah!!
593
posted on
03/17/2006 1:54:15 PM PST
by
ChandyB71
(The Democratic Party = MEanderthals...)
To: Xenophobic Alien; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...
Top 500!!!!
To: ChandyB71
Well maybe they are over here but my spouse is in Cork and fully enjoyed St. Patricks day in Ireland.
595
posted on
03/17/2006 1:57:15 PM PST
by
erswts
(If there are no dogs in Heaven, there is no Heaven)
To: Maximus of Texas
Well, well...look who's here!
596
posted on
03/17/2006 1:57:17 PM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Maximus of Texas
597
posted on
03/17/2006 1:57:22 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Christopher Walken - Patron Saint of the Cowbell!)
To: PaulaB
You've only worked there a week and already taking days off???
Slacker!
To: JimWforBush
Thats when you know you did it right!
To: Maximus of Texas
600
posted on
03/17/2006 1:57:46 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Grady Collins McLendon are my Scotch Irish ancestors.)
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