[motormouth]

New Drink
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"

"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."

[JimWforBush]

"The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."

That sounds familiar huh?

[ChandyB71]

St. Patrick's Day and Elvis

Not a good mix

[BenLurkin]

Man goes to the doctor and asks "What can I do to improve my relations with my wife?"

Doctor tells him I want you to walk ten miles every day and call me back in one week."

A week later the man calls and the doctor asks him: "Have you been following the regime I gave you?"

"Yes."

How are things with your wife?'

"I don't know -- I'm seventy miles from home!"