Posted on 03/17/2006 5:49:50 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
I've only seen a couple pictures of mine, can't really even recall what she looked like, except that even at 90 she had jet black (not dyed!) hair down past her waist.
Yeah, my brother sounds super freaked out at the prospect of three babies at one time. LOL When they do the first ultrasound next month they will know for sure how many.
Boys are awesome! I have 3. 6, 4, and 2. What were we thinking?!
McChandy works well, if I say so myself.
I can imagine. They will definitely need all the help they can get. Do they live near you?
uh, Sebrings work well for tailgating!
A man walks into a talent agent’s office with a large case. He sets it
down on the agent’s desk and opens the top of the case. He then
drops down one of the sides of the case to reveal a stage setting.
On the stage is a miniature grand piano. Out from behind the piano
steps a man in a tuxicedo who is only a foot tall. The little man sits
dowe at the piano and begins to play Chopin.
When the music stops, the agent tells the man what a wonderful act
this is and he is sure he will be able to get the little piano player
bookings for years to come.
Then he asks, “Where did you find the little impresario?”
The man replies, “Well, I was on a walkabout in Ireland; when I
happened upon a leprechaun sitting beside a stream. I could see
that he was very unhappy. His right foot was pined under his
pot-o-gold. So, I bent down and lifted the pot-o-gold off his foot
and he jumped up happy and grinning. He thanked me for extricating
him from his situation and said I could have one wish.”
“Turns out the leprechaun was hard of hearing. He thought I asked
for a 12 inch pianist.”
And you can be PeaceMcBaby.
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Umm.. I normally fill the Durango to the roof! I would have to haul a trailer behind the Sebring to fit all the stuff!
There is hope. I was a liberal up until I got out of college, and I was a teacher. I married a conservative, listened to Rush, listened, really listened to the idiocy of the left, and thought "These people are nuts". Been a good conservative ever since and I'll do everything in my power to see that my sons are too.
You are all mixed up like me.
no hauling a trailor behind the Sebring...it messes with the aesthetics of the lovely Sebring, dear.
That gives me some hope!
funny...We can't argue with the Bible, now, can we?
YEAH! So easy to spoil the little darlings.
My point exactly! I'll just have to wait until I can afford a second car, or talk my fiancee/wife into trading in her Camry for a Sebring.
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