[Millee]

care to explain? - Uh-uh. But here's an Irish joke.

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

[peacebaby]

funny...We can't argue with the Bible, now, can we?

[BenLurkin]

Mrs. O'Doul went to see Father Reilly:

"Father can you give your blessing to my using contraception? I have nine lovely darlings already but every Friday when my husband comes home late he insists on loving me some more."

"Mrs. O'Doul, haven't you heard of the rhythm method?"

" Saints no Father . . . and where will I find a band at three o'clock in the morning?"