Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Freudian slippers...
Wow, someone here stranger than me ;-D
LOL...but do you treat TMJ? and are you in the Phoenix area?
OK, bring on the Pix!
TMJ sucks big time. I have had it for about five years now.
I knew what you were trying to say. :o)
Hey - I'm a Minister - I'll assist in planning the Bachelorette Party and then can be available to perform the wedding - if needed.
Worst Case Scenario - Cyber Bachelorette Party - on a OFST or WWW Thread.
WOOOHOOOOOO!!!
What a babe!
YOWZA!
I have all of those items. >:-}
hey! I'm in Phoenix too. Where's the bachelorette party? I'll come.
Max! You're a... you're a ... you're a human.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH, you do not know who may be looking....;o)
She had reached the final plateau on the show, "Who Wants to be a Millionaire":
If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money.
As she suspected, the million dollar question was no pushover. It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?"
Is it:
A) the condor
B) the buzzard
C) the cuckoo, or
D) the vulture?
The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer, and she had used up her 50/50 lifeline and her audience poll lifeline.
All that remained was her phone-a-friend lifeline, and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it; mainly because the only friend she knew would be home happened to! be a blonde.
She had no alternative She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.
The Blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy!
The answer is 'C' - The Cuckoo."
The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except for the one her friend had given her (Considering her blonde friend, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. On the other hand, the blonde had answered with such confidence, such certitude,
"I need an answer," said Regis.
Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C - The Cuckoo."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Regis. "Yes, that
is my final answer."
After the inevitable, interminable dramatic pause, Regis said, "That answer is absolutely correct! You are now a millionaire!"
Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for ! her family and friends -- including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.
"Jenny, I just don't know how to thank you," said the contestant.
"Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire . .. and you know something -- it was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way . How did you happen to know the right answer?"
"Oh, come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows
that cuckoos don't build nests! They live in clocks!"
Oh, you know you want to run your fingers through my hair. Admit it!
"Your Six" birthday card
Princess Birhtday cake
Balloons
12-pack of Miller Genuine Draft
The clerk had children and did understand.
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