**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06

What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

[Chanticleer]

I lived in Tempe from 1972-1976. I went to Hudson Elementary (5th Grade) and Connelly Middle School (6-8th). My two brothers graduated from Marcos de Niza High.

[JimWforBush]

I know, I was hoping you would give me some private lessons in evil doings.......

Just evil doings?

[Logic n' Reason]

Let's see, last week I bought:

A large bag of cat litter

2.5 pounds of bleu cheese in 1/4 pound packages

1 gallon of "Blue Ice" PowerAide in 1 quart containers

and large box of "Wet Wipes"

[SoothingDave]

you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.

There's really only one definitive answer to this, and anyone who's seen the movie "Very Bad Things" knows this:

Chainsaw

Shovel

Really big tarp

Duct tape

[RockinRight]

I can't think of anything to say to that that won't get pulled or get me banned! ;-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

(blush)Why Faria, are you going to tell all of our secrets right here?

[Pippin]

You typed:"I loved with him for a year in Texas and had to move back to AZ. He wanted to get married, but was adamant about living in TX. Now he realizes that I have to be in AZ and is willing to relocate..."

Sigh!

Love won out! :o)

Congratulations!

[Kate of Spice Island]

Well if anyone is in Phoenix, we can get together somewhere and also do a cyber one...

I already suffer from PTSD so jumping out of a cake may not be a good thing.

[Trillian]

Clay Aiken's new CD
A tube of anal-ease
Mrs Butterworth's syrup bottle
Tylenol PM

[Pippin]

Lot's of duct tape being bought on this thread!

hmmm!

for taping Barbara Strisand's mouth shut?

You need LOTS of duct tape for that! LOL!

[SoothingDave]

Lot's of duct tape being bought on this thread!

Have to seal the packages up.

SD

[JimWforBush]

This is a family site, so I should keep it on the low down.

Besides, I don't want to get banned.

[Pippin]

*snicker*

[theDentist]

(snaps fingers) Drat!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Do not offend the Mod Squad!

Secrets are best discussed outside of the forum!

[Maximus of Texas]

Winner of the gay post of the day!

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[#1CTYankee]

That gives me an idea.

KY-Jelly

Navel Jelly

Spermicidal Jelly

Extra large loaf of bread

[JimWforBush]

Good idea, Lisandra.

[fredhead]

This will make you get funny looks.

Trojans

Mouthwash

Vaseline

Preparation H

[Chanticleer]

Well, I don't know how traumatic it would be, but Owl_Eagle would jumpstart some hearts. Where's that photo, Jersey?