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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Kate of Spice Island

I lived in Tempe from 1972-1976. I went to Hudson Elementary (5th Grade) and Connelly Middle School (6-8th). My two brothers graduated from Marcos de Niza High.


581 posted on 03/03/2006 10:54:07 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I know, I was hoping you would give me some private lessons in evil doings.......

Just evil doings?

582 posted on 03/03/2006 10:55:14 AM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Let's see, last week I bought:

A large bag of cat litter

2.5 pounds of bleu cheese in 1/4 pound packages

1 gallon of "Blue Ice" PowerAide in 1 quart containers

and large box of "Wet Wipes"

583 posted on 03/03/2006 10:58:07 AM PST by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')
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To: Xenophobic Alien
you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.

There's really only one definitive answer to this, and anyone who's seen the movie "Very Bad Things" knows this:

Chainsaw

Shovel

Really big tarp

Duct tape

584 posted on 03/03/2006 10:58:58 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Hoodlum91

I can't think of anything to say to that that won't get pulled or get me banned! ;-)


585 posted on 03/03/2006 10:59:10 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: JimWforBush

(blush)Why Faria, are you going to tell all of our secrets right here?


586 posted on 03/03/2006 11:01:06 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Kate of Spice Island
You typed:"I loved with him for a year in Texas and had to move back to AZ. He wanted to get married, but was adamant about living in TX. Now he realizes that I have to be in AZ and is willing to relocate..."

Sigh!

Love won out! :o)

Congratulations!

587 posted on 03/03/2006 11:01:49 AM PST by Pippin ( I never met a happy liberal)
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To: RockinRight; Chanticleer; Xenophobic Alien; conservativebabe; retrokitten; Auntbee; EX52D; ...
Well if anyone is in Phoenix, we can get together somewhere and also do a cyber one...

I already suffer from PTSD so jumping out of a cake may not be a good thing.

588 posted on 03/03/2006 11:02:03 AM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Psychologists - 1 Psychiatrists - 0)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Clay Aiken's new CD
A tube of anal-ease
Mrs Butterworth's syrup bottle
Tylenol PM


589 posted on 03/03/2006 11:03:44 AM PST by Trillian
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To: SoothingDave
Lot's of duct tape being bought on this thread!

hmmm!

for taping Barbara Strisand's mouth shut?

You need LOTS of duct tape for that! LOL!

590 posted on 03/03/2006 11:04:06 AM PST by Pippin ( I never met a happy liberal)
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To: Pippin
Lot's of duct tape being bought on this thread!

Have to seal the packages up.

SD

591 posted on 03/03/2006 11:06:47 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
This is a family site, so I should keep it on the low down.

Besides, I don't want to get banned.

592 posted on 03/03/2006 11:07:14 AM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: SoothingDave

*snicker*


593 posted on 03/03/2006 11:08:15 AM PST by Pippin ( I never met a happy liberal)
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To: Kate of Spice Island

(snaps fingers) Drat!


594 posted on 03/03/2006 11:08:59 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: JimWforBush
Do not offend the Mod Squad!

Secrets are best discussed outside of the forum!

595 posted on 03/03/2006 11:09:02 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Trillian
Winner of the gay post of the day!

Not that there's anything wrong with it.
596 posted on 03/03/2006 11:09:34 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: ChandyB71
That gives me an idea.

KY-Jelly

Navel Jelly

Spermicidal Jelly

Extra large loaf of bread

597 posted on 03/03/2006 11:09:55 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Good idea, Lisandra.


598 posted on 03/03/2006 11:09:58 AM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Trillian

This will make you get funny looks.

Trojans

Mouthwash

Vaseline

Preparation H


599 posted on 03/03/2006 11:11:44 AM PST by fredhead ("Mine hit the ground first." "Mine was taller." - Kirk Douglas & John Wayne)
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To: Kate of Spice Island; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Owl_Eagle

Well, I don't know how traumatic it would be, but Owl_Eagle would jumpstart some hearts. Where's that photo, Jersey?


600 posted on 03/03/2006 11:11:48 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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