Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Congratulations! You'll want to keep post #23 in mind, then.
LOL. Well, when your household has five tubes of tooth paste and no toilet paper, someone will learn to coordinate their shorthand, I'm sure.
That was just wrong.. LoL
1. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
2. There are 2 times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
3. A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
4. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
6. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
7. Married man live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
8. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anythinga man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. When a newly married couple smies, everyone know why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
11. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
12. What is the different between a marriage and a war?
A marriage is a war which the enemies can sleep together.
13. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
14. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
15. Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. (this one is so true!!)
16. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
17. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
18. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
19. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
20. A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the theif was spending less than his wife did.
21. The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want me, sympathy?"
22. My wife submits and I obey. She always let me have her way.
23. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
24. A happy marriage is giving and taking. The husband gives and the wife takes.
25. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Congratulations and May God Bless your union!!!
We are going to get married by a JP in St. Patrick's Day in Tyler, TX and then Phil will relocate to Phoenix ASAP. We have already been doing the resume thing and I am nervous sick...but in a good way.
We can either do a cyber bachelorette party here or we can figure something out...right now I am in Phoenix.
I suppose I could jump out of the cake...
Oooo... can we meet? 8-)
Might make the future Mr. KoSI a bit jealous...
Well, yesterday was. And as we're still eating leftover BBQ I say the B-Day is still on. I don't know what the heck I was thinking making 4 brisquets and 20 lbs of sausage for ~25 people.
I'm in Phoenix too
LOL!
I'ts pop in the Midwest
Remember though you are not as evil as me.
Cyber bachelorette party!
This guy was walking in town and he walks by a sign that said "Climb The Ladder To Success, Only $2."
So he said "I will do it."
So, he climbs the ladder and part way up he sees a hot girl and says "Maybe they will get hotter as I get further."
So he climbs higher and he sees a hotter girl and says the same thing.
He sees another hot girl and says "I will go higher".
So he goes higher and he seen a big fat hairy biker and the biker says "Hi, I'm Sess."
Mmmm....cake....
KEWL!
I know, I was hoping you would give me some private lessons in evil doings.......
Now I understand...being from Atlanta where coca-cola was founded, we are only a tad bit sensitive to the "coke" reference, but we get lazy too.
And soda pop, or "pop" is one of those things we kid about.
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