**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

[BJClinton]

It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.

[Dashing Dasher]

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"


"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm just sharing some of the jokes I received this week with my Silliness FRiends.

[Auntbee]

You're on a roll today with the blonde jokes. I haven't heard these before.

[day10]

Well, non-competitive in that winning and losing is not stressed and league standings are not kept. There are, of course, winners and loser of the games. The emphasis is more on having fun and improving their skills. Each kid goes through an evaluation before the season starts and the teams are balanced talent-wise with the results of these evaluations. During the games a kid will guard/play against someone of his or her own skill level when in the game.

See details of this program at Upward Basketball, if interested.

[ToddBush]

I am now decreeing that today is officially More Cowbell Day!!!

[Auntbee]

I'll drink to that (at 5:00).

[Rummyfan]

You're late this mornng! Happy Friday all and Go Steelers!

[ToddBush]

Max and day10, just for you guys:

[Dashing Dasher]

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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[day10]

I am with you!

[Auntbee]

Hey, how about us girls. Mel Gibson, maybe. :)

[Maximus of Texas]

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Great Anniversary Gift

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[day10]

You are my kind of people! :-)

[HOTTIEBOY]

Mornin’ all. Last week this thing turned into a regular weenie roast with all the dude pictures.
Here’s mine


Ted Kennedy

I blame my insurance man for making me late this morning. I was in before the ping last week, so I know I can do it.
I was told to say this; “I love women. I love curves”
I already knew that, but najida insisted I do so if I want a Christmas card. (no more darts, please)

With that said, here is a picture of what appears to be Kid Rock and a dog with a giant tounge.

[Dashing Dasher]

And for the gals...

[Auntbee]

That's just wrong.

[ferri]

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.

The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.

Just before he rode off, I yelled out,

"What was all that about?"

He replied,

"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."

[Maximus of Texas]

One of my namesakes:

[Auntbee]

Thanks DD. Look at the arms on that guy. Holy crap!!

[Dashing Dasher]

Yeah....I'm looking!

;-)