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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^
| 1/20/2006
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Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton
It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:48:09 AM PST
by
BJClinton
To: phantomworker; BadKittySF; vipervomit; LiveFreee; Baynative; mattmullenix; MozartLover; blau993; ...
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:48:23 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mr. August)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:49:58 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: BJClinton
Good morning! I can't believe it's Friday again already.
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:50:12 AM PST
by
lawgirl
("You can try to wipe the memories aside, but it's you that you erase..." Honestly- Billy Corgan)
To: BJClinton
To: BJClinton
Finally Friday!!! Good morning BJClinton.
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:50:22 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:50:46 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:51:18 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: day10
Good morning day10. How the heck are you this morning.
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:51:55 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: BJClinton
"You know what I'm talking about...."
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:52:09 AM PST
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: BJClinton
To: BJClinton
One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:52:14 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: BJClinton
Whoohoo Going to the game!
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:52:17 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(Kerry lost. Please take that stupid bumper sticker off your car!)
To: wallcrawlr
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:52:37 AM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: All
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:53:22 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: BJClinton
Pushmepullyou?
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:53:30 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: BJClinton; All
Honest-to-God lemon from my Honest-to-God backyard.
Wonder what I can get for it on eBay.
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:54:08 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:54:23 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: All
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:54:54 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:55:00 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
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