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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton

It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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1 posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:09 AM PST by BJClinton
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To: phantomworker; BadKittySF; vipervomit; LiveFreee; Baynative; mattmullenix; MozartLover; blau993; ...

silly time


2 posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:23 AM PST by BJClinton (Mr. August)
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To: BJClinton

Top 10 - WOOHOO!!!


3 posted on 01/20/2006 5:49:58 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: BJClinton

Good morning! I can't believe it's Friday again already.


4 posted on 01/20/2006 5:50:12 AM PST by lawgirl ("You can try to wipe the memories aside, but it's you that you erase..." Honestly- Billy Corgan)
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To: BJClinton

I'm IN!!!


5 posted on 01/20/2006 5:50:16 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: BJClinton

Finally Friday!!! Good morning BJClinton.


6 posted on 01/20/2006 5:50:22 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: BJClinton

I'm in!


7 posted on 01/20/2006 5:50:46 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: BJClinton

Top 10!


8 posted on 01/20/2006 5:51:18 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: day10

Good morning day10. How the heck are you this morning.


9 posted on 01/20/2006 5:51:55 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: BJClinton


"You know what I'm talking about...."

10 posted on 01/20/2006 5:52:09 AM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: BJClinton

top 10??


11 posted on 01/20/2006 5:52:10 AM PST by wallcrawlr
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To: BJClinton


One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."


12 posted on 01/20/2006 5:52:14 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: BJClinton

Whoohoo Going to the game!


13 posted on 01/20/2006 5:52:17 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (Kerry lost. Please take that stupid bumper sticker off your car!)
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To: wallcrawlr

denied


14 posted on 01/20/2006 5:52:37 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."


15 posted on 01/20/2006 5:53:22 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: BJClinton
Pushmepullyou?


16 posted on 01/20/2006 5:53:30 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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Honest-to-God lemon from my Honest-to-God backyard.

Wonder what I can get for it on eBay.

17 posted on 01/20/2006 5:54:08 AM PST by martin_fierro (00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Morning DD.


18 posted on 01/20/2006 5:54:23 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"


19 posted on 01/20/2006 5:54:54 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: BJClinton

I'm ready to roll!


20 posted on 01/20/2006 5:55:00 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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