Alrighty, sorry for the delay. Apparently it got kinda cold last night and my truck wasn't too cool with that.
Posted on 12/09/2005 7:30:18 AM PST by BJClinton
Note to self: use anti-freeze when temperatures drop.
Alrighty, sorry for the delay. Apparently it got kinda cold last night and my truck wasn't too cool with that.
Sheeeeeesh.... Lighten up, it is called silliness.
We hold offices on either end of one hallway. This way both ends are properly armed and defended. We call the hallway "THE COMPOUND".
Your post = Spoken like a DUer.
I saw your sign up date and ran a search by poster. Your stuff in the *ahem* Hobbit Hole tipped me off. Always glad to see a FReeper return to the fray!
Do you have the bell ringer video - that was funny, as well.
From marine86297's lexicon:
silliness (n.) -- Offensive sexual imagery.
Noted. Disagreed.
Dan
Well, it is a little cold here..............
The Night Before Christmas for Moms (and busy Dads too)
It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
With a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the Mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
Which made her sigh, “Now what’s the matter?”
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
“Oh great,” muttered the Mom, “now I have to clean the rug.”
“Ho-ho-ho!” cried Santa, “I’m glad you’re awake.”
“Your gift was especially difficult to make.”
“Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone.”
“Exactly!” he chuckled, “I’ve made you a clone.”
“A clone?” she asked, “What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I’ve no time for chit-chat.”
The mother’s twin. Same hair, same eyes,
She’ll cook, she’ll dust. She also is wise.
She’ll mop every mess with a wink and a snap
You can watch the soaps & perhaps take a nap
“My dream come true! “I’ll read. I’ll shop!
I’ll talk on the phone & never stop.
From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
“Mommy?! I’m scared, I’m cold and I ‘m wet.”
The clone replied, “I’m coming, sweetheart.”
“Hey,” the Mom smiled, “she knows her part.”
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
“You’re the best mommy ever. I really love you.”
The clone smiled and sighed, “I love you, too.”
The Mom frowned and said, “Sorry, Santa, no deal.”
That’s my child’s love, she’s trying to steal.”
Smiling wisely Santa said, “To me it is clear, “
Only one loving mother is needed here.”
The Mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
“Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won’t be very long,
When they’ll be too old, for my cradle-song.”
The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, “It works every time.”
With the clone by his side Santa said, “Goodnight.
Merry Christmas, Mom, You’ll be all right.”
Hi PaulaB...how are you surviving the cold weather?
Just because I am not a church boy doesn't make me a liberal. Not all conservatives are uptight arrogant, stupid scumbags enforcing their brand of religion on others.
Bite my backside, dan.
Feel the love!
ROFLMAO...
Just Damn. You havent been here for more than an hour and your bustin' my chops... Have I told you lately what an evil, evil man you are? ;o)
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but i will admit, that was good!!!
LOL.....I thought the same thing when I read your post. It was funny though, sick, but funny.
Some days suck more than others. We don't need no stinking digital brownshirts.
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