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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: King Prout
Ok thanks. I will just keep looking. I know I read it somewhere... at some point in the past twenty years... but now that I opened my big mouth at the range of course I can find nothing to back up my memory.
9,981
posted on
12/23/2005 2:36:47 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I just "watched" a couple of documentaries on the Mongols and the Japanese, but I guess I should have paid more attention...I'm sure they mentioned it, as they "explained" the "uniform." But I would think that a billowing cloak would render an arrow harmless, if the conditions were right. Of course, the speed of the horse would have to be quite swift...
9,982
posted on
12/23/2005 2:36:59 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: freedumb2003
Is this a good thing? I mean, you're "closer" to home...
9,983
posted on
12/23/2005 2:37:47 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: King Prout
any Yumi can be held in either hand, shot with either hand Nice.
9,984
posted on
12/23/2005 2:42:29 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Monkey Face
10 minutes is all -- and I was there week before last when it was MINUS 17 F when I got in the car in the am.
That was the coldest day ever in Denver.
Yesterday, it was in the 60s -- much better (especially since I am walking to work now).
9,985
posted on
12/23/2005 2:44:26 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: Monkey Face
It's a loose translation of what I've said a few times, too :-).
9,986
posted on
12/23/2005 2:46:47 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Monkey Face
Mysteries of genetics ...
9,987
posted on
12/23/2005 2:48:21 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Monkey Face
9,988
posted on
12/23/2005 2:50:48 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: freedumb2003
Minus -17 the coldest in Denver, EVER?
Whoa!
I can remember some -20's in Central Utah when I was growing up, and that was at 4500'.
The only sink I recall was the Randolf Sink in the Wasatch Range, which usually gets REALLY cold ~~ -20 is "normal" for that place.
9,989
posted on
12/23/2005 2:51:32 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Tax-chick
9,990
posted on
12/23/2005 2:52:08 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Lady Jag
LOL!
How are you?
Are you all ready for Christmas?
9,991
posted on
12/23/2005 2:54:30 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face; King Prout
I found it! I found it!
"O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' She chortled in her joy.
Under a quilted jacket or water-proofed leather jerkin, Mongol warriors wore a silk shirt. Even if an arrow penetrated their armour, unlike other cloth, the silk shirt would not tear but would wrap around the arrow head. This made it easier to remove the arrow and reduced the chance of infection. With cotton, wool or other cloth, bits of torn material would be driven into a wound making a dangerous infection likely.
Thereby providing me with an excellent reason to buy silk shirts.
9,992
posted on
12/23/2005 2:54:42 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
To: Monkey Face
I remember -20F in Michigan, with high winds and a mile walk to school. They didn't calculate wind chill in those days, all I knew was... it... was... cold!
9,993
posted on
12/23/2005 2:55:03 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Lady Jag; Monkey Face
Will you take a bank draft from Lagos Nigeria??
9,994
posted on
12/23/2005 2:55:24 PM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Merry Christmas to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
To: HKMk23; All; King Prout; Darksheare; Army Air Corps; EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland; ...
Merry Christmas everyone!
To: Monkey Face
Actually Lady, that looks quite a bit like my new kitty, Calvin! Of course, Calvin's fur is long....
I know one like that!
9,996
posted on
12/23/2005 2:55:58 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Thereby providing me with an excellent reason to buy silk shirts. People shoot arrows at you?
9,997
posted on
12/23/2005 2:56:15 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
I remember the 1 1/2 miles to school at near zero with the winds blowing (South Bend)....................brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
9,998
posted on
12/23/2005 2:56:53 PM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Merry Christmas to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
To: sionnsar
10000 coming up... or past...
9,999
posted on
12/23/2005 2:56:57 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: King Prout
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