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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Monkey Face

It was 5-6" long, and poodle-curled. My last cut was early June. It wasn't looking too bad (except where the color was fading :-), but I'm not going to have time to fuss with it *at all* once the baby is born, so it is extremely short now.


9,961 posted on 12/23/2005 2:10:00 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: sionnsar

any Yumi can be held in either hand, shot with either hand - they have no riser, no shelf, no "handedness": they are axially bilaterally symmetric

if your bowhand is your right hand, the arrow will rest on the left of the bow.
if your left hand is your bowhand, the arrow will rest on the right of the bow.


9,962 posted on 12/23/2005 2:13:02 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Baraonda

Der Prinz says Merry Christmas and fraternal greetings back atcha. He got me a Knights of Columbus license plate for Christmas. I suppose he'll get himself one when the plate on his truck is due for renewal.

We haven't decided on the new baby's name yet; maybe we'll settle on Michael McGivney :-). Dr. Something-Polish says 4 to 6 weeks, leaning toward the sooner arrival, given my age and history. Hope it's not too much over 9 lbs.


9,963 posted on 12/23/2005 2:13:15 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Tax-chick

Ah...I have to get mine done ASAP...it continues to grow, and unlike the other members of my family, I have to pay for curls/body. It is fine, and thick, so other people have a tough time doing anything with it.

Is yours naturally curly?


9,964 posted on 12/23/2005 2:15:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Tax-chick

ERK?

"9 pounds?" You must be really looking forward to lift-off, then...


9,965 posted on 12/23/2005 2:16:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
Is yours naturally curly?

Yes. Bill, Sally, and Pat have the poodle curl, too. When mine was long, back when I had *many fewer* children, I could do antebellum ringlets just by getting it wet and twisting it around my finger. It would hold until I slept on it or it got wet again.

9,966 posted on 12/23/2005 2:17:40 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: sionnsar

Hope you feel better in time for Christmas.


9,967 posted on 12/23/2005 2:18:33 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Monkey Face

James was 9 lbs., and he was born about 10 days before his official due date. I will not be thrilled if Baby Whosis weighs 10!


9,968 posted on 12/23/2005 2:18:42 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Monkey Face

Merry Christmas to you also, Face! :)

FReezing in Denver (but today I am toasty and warm at home).

Back to work next Monday (travel)-Th, same pattern for New Years.

Howz by you?


9,969 posted on 12/23/2005 2:19:10 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: Tax-chick

Argh!
If I get my hair wet and gather it in one place, it will take at least 20 hours to dry at the place it was gathered...like a pony tail.


9,970 posted on 12/23/2005 2:20:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: freedumb2003

Nice and toasty in Tucson...a week of 80 degree temps...maybe it will change by Monday. *yawn*

I can't relate to snow any more. Are you done going to D-FW?


9,971 posted on 12/23/2005 2:21:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

I used to put mine up in a bun wet and let it dry for about 20 hours. Then it would be straight until I walked outside :-).


9,972 posted on 12/23/2005 2:21:49 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Baraonda
Hope you feel better in time for Christmas.

Thanks!

9,973 posted on 12/23/2005 2:22:10 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Tax-chick

My mother was 5'2" and had three of us over 9 pounds...9.25, 9.75 and 10.


9,974 posted on 12/23/2005 2:22:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
My sisters are that way. Me? I walk outside and it droops and looks like it had never seen a curling iron, perm or braid. *sigh*


9,975 posted on 12/23/2005 2:24:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

Ow.


9,976 posted on 12/23/2005 2:24:08 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Tax-chick

That's probably not exactly what she said, but I think it's a loose translation...

;o]


9,977 posted on 12/23/2005 2:25:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: King Prout
Maybe you can help me with this. I seem to remember the Mongals wore a silk shirt under their armor to stop arrows or something.

Have I gone totally mad or does this ring any kind of bell?

9,978 posted on 12/23/2005 2:28:56 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

the samurai sometimes wore a type of cloak which would billow out behind them when riding ahorse, which (supposedly) formed a somewhat effective barrier against arrows.

I don't know much about the Golden Horde, sorry.


9,979 posted on 12/23/2005 2:31:33 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

No more DFW -- DEN until April


9,980 posted on 12/23/2005 2:36:40 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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