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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Victoria Delsoul

Tee hee, tee hee. That's a good one!


2,121 posted on 12/06/2005 8:49:41 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"How are you at large insect removal?"

Clean, empty plastic peanut butter jars.

Place the clear plastic jar over the insect or arachnid. In the case of arachnida descending from the ceiling, allow them to descend into the jar.

Sometimes a bit of finesse is involved. Most insects are easy, just let them try to navigate toward the light, such as a window or screen, then place the jar over them.

It is helpful sometimes to have a bit of stiff paper to seal the jar after capturing the insect, and then putting the lid back on the jar.

Voilà!

2,122 posted on 12/06/2005 8:49:47 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Molly is irked at me for not massacreing all the squirrels who live in the oak next to my house and keep dumping oodles of acorns on my steel roof all day and all night as they frolic and frisk and bezoom around the limbs like steroid-enhanced retarded crack-babies on methamphetamines and sugar and they just keep breeding and the redshouldered hawk in the pine next door can only eat so much and the mad-sounding owl a few doors down has no impact on the furry little buggers and whyowhy don't possums eat squirrels?????????


2,123 posted on 12/06/2005 8:50:04 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I still have my blonde moments, though.

Like when I was teaching a couple of years ago, I had said that distance is always positive. A student asked if distance should be negative if you walked backwards. So I demonstrated how there is a positive distance between us even when I walk backwards - and I backed into an overhead projector.


2,124 posted on 12/06/2005 8:50:10 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

:-)


2,125 posted on 12/06/2005 8:50:21 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare

Nothing but abject apologies and groveling will satisfy the cobbs.....


2,126 posted on 12/06/2005 8:50:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

Yes, stoff is German for "stuff".

A couple of pilots were dissolved at Peenemunde when their Me-163Bs flipped at the end of a landing (the skid struck a depression in the ground and cause the aircraft to flip). Residual T-Stoff dissolved the natural rubber gaskets in the fuel lines (this could only happen when the aircraft was inverted for a long period of time); the cockpit filled with nearly pure H2O2 and left little more than some bone fragments and teeth.

The fuelling procedures for Me-163s was very strict.


2,127 posted on 12/06/2005 8:50:40 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Holding your breath, are you?

only when Tertia is upwind.

2,128 posted on 12/06/2005 8:50:58 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Army Air Corps

correction:

"The fuelling procedures for Me-163s were very strict."


2,129 posted on 12/06/2005 8:51:18 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76

Campbells Cream of Mushroom Soup... with buttered toast.


2,130 posted on 12/06/2005 8:52:36 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

No soup-making?


2,131 posted on 12/06/2005 8:53:01 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL!
That is a good one.
2,132 posted on 12/06/2005 8:53:40 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout
Atomic Ben Wa Balls.

Really, all I did was answer a simple question about what to do with 1440 extra tons of atomic 76.

Now DC and NnB have it in mind to manufacture Ben Wa balls for those of us that want them.

If the interstellar denizens need pacification, I say stuff 'em with these ben wa balls! We're going to be very popular!

2,133 posted on 12/06/2005 8:53:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

your better half can crack the resulting page and show you what I did.
hell... YOU

wait...

since I'd be sending you the encoded page as a text document for in-toto cut-and-paste onto your edit window for your profile page, it ain't like you WON'T BLOODY SEE how I did it.

duh.
pickin' on me after I bin et wurk jest'bout CONSTANT since 9am.
meanie.


2,134 posted on 12/06/2005 8:54:06 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Kearen had a Diva look earlier.
I tried to snap a pic of it, but she huffed at me in outrage.


2,135 posted on 12/06/2005 8:55:09 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Glad you liked it. :-)


2,136 posted on 12/06/2005 8:55:12 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Army Air Corps

SPEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


2,137 posted on 12/06/2005 8:55:21 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; EsmeraldaA; NicknamedBob; King Prout; Army Air Corps

Could that be tomato soup (milk based)?

Okay - poll:

How many guys on here would make soup for me and Es if they were in the same living space as we were?


2,138 posted on 12/06/2005 8:55:24 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!!!


2,139 posted on 12/06/2005 8:55:55 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare

SPEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

oh, wait... cream of mushroom soup IS spew.


2,140 posted on 12/06/2005 8:56:09 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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