Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Alice au Wonderland]

How are you at large insect removal?

[tuliptree76]

I resemble that remark!

[NicknamedBob]

Did you know that your sis has been tantalizing Dead Corpse and me with descriptions of concealed weaponry?

We're going to manufacture it for her.

[Darksheare]

She's mad at me for the snow falling off the roof.
Bad thing if she decides to crush me tonight.

[King Prout]

let me know what and when.
just send me the straight text, MSWord or whatever doc, paragraphed like you want it, and I'll html-ize it for ye.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Well, of course, we control the weather. Aren't we responsible for global warming?! ;)

[Victoria Delsoul]

I think your cat is adorable.

Speaking of cats...

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

The store owner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.

The collector says "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."

[Darksheare]

Pretty good.
I have a wide mouth jar for spiders, and can use a large bucket for anything bigger.

[Army Air Corps]

T-Stoff was H2O2 and was mixed with S-Toff (Hydrazine Hydrate). The combination was hypergolic (VERY hypergolic).

[Alice au Wonderland]

Holding your breath, are you?

[EsmeraldaA]

Well Darks, I said ' most of the time' or something on those lines anyway.

But of course you would be very sweet and make soup. ;-))

LOL!

[King Prout]

eh?
dew whut naow?
whuzzat? whuzzup? whut wee-ponnz?

[Darksheare]

LOL.
My cat is convinced that we can also make the sun come back up after hours because we can make the ceiling lights come on inside.
So she looks out the window in surprise because it is dark out.

[King Prout]

oh... well, yer uh doctor an' teechur an' all, so thet don't signify.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Sort of. They aren't really spiders, though.

[Darksheare]

LOL!!

Kearen wouldn't know what to do with a mouse.
She'd likely crush it to death with her bulk.
;-)

[King Prout]

thanks for the clarification.
ate a couple of pilots, didn't it?

oh... does "Stoff" mean "stuff"?
if so: ROTFL... gotta love the Hunnish way with naming things :)

[Alice au Wonderland]

You cannot teach me how to do it myself? *air of despondancy*

[Victoria Delsoul]

I know - she's big.

[Alice au Wonderland]

A perfectly rational conclusion for a cat.

I've just put Mcxlplx to bed. He was alternately napping on my lap and chewing on my bathrobe. Silly cat.