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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Darksheare
How are you at large insect removal?
2,101
posted on
12/06/2005 8:40:44 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
2,102
posted on
12/06/2005 8:41:34 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
Did you know that your sis has been tantalizing Dead Corpse and me with descriptions of concealed weaponry?
We're going to manufacture it for her.
2,103
posted on
12/06/2005 8:41:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: King Prout
She's mad at me for the snow falling off the roof.
Bad thing if she decides to crush me tonight.
2,104
posted on
12/06/2005 8:41:45 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
let me know what and when.
just send me the straight text, MSWord or whatever doc, paragraphed like you want it, and I'll html-ize it for ye.
2,105
posted on
12/06/2005 8:41:55 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
Well, of course, we control the weather. Aren't we responsible for global warming?! ;)
2,106
posted on
12/06/2005 8:42:00 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Army Air Corps; EsmeraldaA; All
I think your cat is adorable.
Speaking of cats...
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The store owner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
The collector says "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."
And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
To: Alice au Wonderland
Pretty good.
I have a wide mouth jar for spiders, and can use a large bucket for anything bigger.
2,108
posted on
12/06/2005 8:42:38 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: King Prout
T-Stoff was H2O2 and was mixed with S-Toff (Hydrazine Hydrate). The combination was hypergolic (VERY hypergolic).
To: King Prout
Holding your breath, are you?
2,110
posted on
12/06/2005 8:43:13 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare; tuliptree76
Well Darks, I said ' most of the time' or something on those lines anyway.
But of course you would be very sweet and make soup. ;-))
LOL!
To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
eh?
dew whut naow?
whuzzat? whuzzup? whut wee-ponnz?
2,112
posted on
12/06/2005 8:43:51 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL.
My cat is convinced that we can also make the sun come back up after hours because we can make the ceiling lights come on inside.
So she looks out the window in surprise because it is dark out.
2,113
posted on
12/06/2005 8:44:06 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76
oh... well, yer uh doctor an' teechur an' all, so thet don't signify.
2,114
posted on
12/06/2005 8:44:50 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
Sort of. They aren't really spiders, though.
2,115
posted on
12/06/2005 8:44:54 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL!!
Kearen wouldn't know what to do with a mouse.
She'd likely crush it to death with her bulk.
;-)
2,116
posted on
12/06/2005 8:45:59 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Army Air Corps
thanks for the clarification.
ate a couple of pilots, didn't it?
oh... does "Stoff" mean "stuff"?
if so: ROTFL... gotta love the Hunnish way with naming things :)
2,117
posted on
12/06/2005 8:46:15 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
You cannot teach me how to do it myself? *air of despondancy*
2,118
posted on
12/06/2005 8:47:06 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
To: Darksheare
A perfectly rational conclusion for a cat.
I've just put Mcxlplx to bed. He was alternately napping on my lap and chewing on my bathrobe. Silly cat.
2,120
posted on
12/06/2005 8:49:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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